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porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
Tell me GBS, do you know what the queers are doing to the soil?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71PNZH1OaW0

yes gbs we can go to the zoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfrQ8ZutmLE

in my bitchin camaro cuz it has great gas mileage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v3CzvQ9e_w

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
i'm a happy boy
humma humma humma humma humma

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
I like you. you're not like the other people here in the trailer park

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
oh wait...that was the beat farmers.

dead milkmen was smoking banana peels and other stuff. woops.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
It sucks that a complete bitch also likes a good band that I like.

Dr. Eldarion
Mar 21, 2001

Deal Dispatcher

The waitress said "NO, WE ONLY HAVE IT ICED."

bacalou
Mar 21, 2013


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj-GIAACClc okay sure

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

happy is the corpse the rain falls down upon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPalImJPBzk&t=495s

and

we

sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEgkDuJyI0U

burrow owl burrow owl burrow owl burrow owl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoO_hfhS4Qs

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

you guys comin to the klan rally tonight??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tJVe7xbai0

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
am i doing this right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmIduvwd0S8

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
i'm not dead though ????

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Dr. Eldarion posted:

The waitress said "NO, WE ONLY HAVE IT ICED."

Did you jump onto the table and shout "anarchy"?

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
No I'm like gently caress YOU MOM I'M GOING OUTSIDE TO SMOKE SOME CLOVES

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

porkchop_express posted:

No I'm like gently caress YOU MOM I'M GOING OUTSIDE TO SMOKE SOME CLOVES

Banana peels, doofus.

Georgia Peach
Jan 7, 2005

SECESSION IS FUTILE

gently caress Stephen Friend.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

porkchop_express posted:

Tell me GBS, do you know what the queers are doing to the soil?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71PNZH1OaW0

yes gbs we can go to the zoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfrQ8ZutmLE

in my bitchin camaro cuz it has great gas mileage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v3CzvQ9e_w

you know what porkchop? I like you. you're not like the other people here in the trailer park.


edit: gently caress

Georgia Peach
Jan 7, 2005

SECESSION IS FUTILE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZGNwsD9a78

Georgia Peach
Jan 7, 2005

SECESSION IS FUTILE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0eWQ9_8k74

Maybe pollute their bloodlines

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
Born to love Dead Milkmen
Seen them on GBS.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

As a teen I loved their awesome dig at Hardee's.

In college my roommate didn't understand irony and thought I was a racist who loved tiny towns that hate jews and blacks.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

On their DVD, Joe Jack said a lot of people thought this song was some religious statement about Methodists being bad or something, but actually he just was watching TV late one night and someone was advertising a free Catholic coloring book so of course he called and ordered one, but it never came. He wanted to write a song about that event but Catholic Coloring book didn't sound good, so he asked his dad what religion they were and his dad said they were Methodist and he was like "yeah Methodist Coloring Book sounds really good syllabically". So there you go.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpJzJucTcV8

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwuiHI0-z3c

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
the secret to life gbs
is there is no secret at all

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
I am the king of the new white underclass
I am the prince of the lazy and poor
I am the one who sleeps the latest
I am the one who won't do my chores
I am the god of unemployment
The Antichrist of the American dream
I used to fight for church and country
But now I don't fit into the corporate scheme

I used to get up and go to work
But I don't play that game no more
I won't work for no corporation
I won't owe my soul to no company store

Study hard and you'll have a future
Oh yeah, when the hell was that ever true?
Study hard and you'll still go nowhere
Study hard and you'll still get screwed

I used to get up and go to work
But now I just wanna stay in bed
Maybe I'll join the Communist Party
Yeah maybe I'll become a goddamn red

Workers of the world, unite and do nothing
Workers of the world, unite and relax
Don't get your boss that cup of coffee
Don't write that memo don't send that fax
You shouldn't even pay your income tax
Workers of the world, unite and be lazy
Workers of the world, listen to me

Another 8 hours at the factory
Another 8 hours and what have you learned
Be obedient and do what they tell you
Be obedient and still get burned
Another 8 hours at the factory

Work all day for a tiny little check
Work all day for no respect

I used to get up and do my job
But now I enjoy doin' nothin' better
I think I'll go bum around
I think I'll enjoy this lovely weather

Maybe someday there'll be a revolution
Maybe someday we'll have meaningful jobs
But until that day I'm gonna be lazy
I'm not gonna be no workin' slob

I used to get up and go to work
But I don't play that game no more
I'm not gonna work for no corporation
I'm not gonna owe my soul to no company store

I used to get up and go to work
But now I just wanna stay in bed
Maybe I'll join the Communist Party
Yeah maybe I'll become a goddamn red

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3393620

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Jul 14, 2014

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Related? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXaoVaQBk6U

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEfx-H16pyE

Some people believe in all those ologies. But I believe is swordfish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygEc9ATJ9RQ

The Blues isn't an art-form or a type of music. It's a product not unlike computer chips or tampons. The blues is way for white kids to think they understand the lives of black people without ever having to meet one.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

God Of Paradise posted:

The Blues isn't an art-form or a type of music. It's a product not unlike computer chips or tampons. The blues is way for white kids to think they understand the lives of black people without ever having to meet one.

most people who ive ever met that are ridiculously into blues music are 5 star full on, socks under sandals grade white men that smell faintly of wet dog and have lots of nose hair. most blues music is insufferably boring garbage that all sounds the same but i guess its indistubably instrumental in the foundation of modern western music or whatever.



:fap: :awesome: :swoon:

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Jul 14, 2014

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Turns out the rumors are true. Taylor Hanson’s rear end in a top hat is one big sloppy mess… at least it SOUNDS that way!

A matter of two days ago the rumored sex audio of Taylor being hosed/fisted in a bathroom (which has been floating about the internet for the past few weeks) finally found it’s way onto a public file share/host site and is taking the internet by storm. According to the rumor in recent weeks Taylor was recorded by one of his sex partners on a small mp3 recorder during sex in a bathroom.

First linked through The DataLounge the audio clip lasts a whopping five plus minutes long. Through out the audio you can clearly hear grotesque squishing, slopping and plowing sounds. The funny thing is, Taylor’s voice is crystal clear groaning and moaning in his signature style mixed with “Oh GOD” and “OH gently caress” over and over. Shocking some is the grunting from his MALE partner who talks about how nice his rear end is. The audio wraps with a variety of noises from farting, bubbling and splattering sounds, complete with Taylor panting, grunting, straining and sighing in the process of what insiders say is him prolapsing his worn out rear end in a top hat.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Waltzing Along posted:

Turns out the rumors are true. Taylor Hanson’s rear end in a top hat is one big sloppy mess… at least it SOUNDS that way!

A matter of two days ago the rumored sex audio of Taylor being hosed/fisted in a bathroom (which has been floating about the internet for the past few weeks) finally found it’s way onto a public file share/host site and is taking the internet by storm. According to the rumor in recent weeks Taylor was recorded by one of his sex partners on a small mp3 recorder during sex in a bathroom.

First linked through The DataLounge the audio clip lasts a whopping five plus minutes long. Through out the audio you can clearly hear grotesque squishing, slopping and plowing sounds. The funny thing is, Taylor’s voice is crystal clear groaning and moaning in his signature style mixed with “Oh GOD” and “OH gently caress” over and over. Shocking some is the grunting from his MALE partner who talks about how nice his rear end is. The audio wraps with a variety of noises from farting, bubbling and splattering sounds, complete with Taylor panting, grunting, straining and sighing in the process of what insiders say is him prolapsing his worn out rear end in a top hat.

hot

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
Beezlebubba is one of my favorite albums and even the scariest of mummy rock bands can only hope to capture the pure nihilism found in amazing songs like Sri Lanka Sex Hotel or Nitro Burnin Funny Car

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_0eWQ9_8k74&feature=kp

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VqiaouE-rrs&feature=kp

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
thought this was gonna be a thread about Benny Hill

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
I was hoping this was a milkcrew thread.

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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
When my time comes
That's how I wanna go
Stoned and fat and wealthy
And sitting on the bowl

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
You eat a bowl of cereal and sigh...

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
nerd herder was sort of nerd punk like the milkmen but it was too poppy

still, they had a good song about killing yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwDGUpC-L2Y

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Deathface posted:

Born to love Dead Milkmen
Seen them on GBS.

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Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
Rodney Anonymous got really into industrial/EBM stuff. Here's the Milkmen covering VNV Nation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uny5OiGt-UE

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