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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



It's a dickstavaganza

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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It's Unlimited Dicks Month down at the Bearded Clam!

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Post a selfie trixie

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Not with all these dicks to keep me company! *sobs through entire blowbang*

You are a slut and I am shaming you.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
If you are a 4 or better and not too weird, I will let you hold my penis in your mouth for a while.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
did the nite crew just venture in to make fun of people for liking sex and genitals

how shocking

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Drunk & Ugly posted:

did the nite crew just venture in to make fun of people for liking sex and genitals

how shocking

You are nite crew.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Drunk & Ugly posted:

did the nite crew just venture in to make fun of people for liking sex and genitals

how shocking

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3618375&userid=99008

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Post a selfie trixie

I think it might be :nsfw: so I'll link it. I'm the girl in pink.

Maoist Pussy posted:

If you are a 4 or better and not too weird, I will let you hold my penis in your mouth for a while.

I'm not interested in rental dick. If you aren't willing to relinquish your penis to my collection then we have no business here.

e:

For the record, I never received advice on my world consuming dick, man's chat did not deliver.

Trixie Hardcore fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Jul 16, 2014

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I think it might be :nsfw: so I'll link it. I'm the girl in pink.

:rolleyes:

www
Aug 4, 2010

imo dicks look better than vaginas and it has the added bonus of not bleeding every month.

im not gay tho

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I think it might be :nsfw: so I'll link it. I'm the girl in pink.

Oh look it's baby's 1st fakepost

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Oh look it's baby's 1st fakepost

My apologies for not seriousposting in this serious thread about penises but I only send selfies via PM.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

My apologies for not seriousposting in this serious thread about penises but I only send selfies via PM.

I have PMs

Crap
Nov 3, 2012

please pm me a selfie, trixie hardcore

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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You guys sound like you're on the up & up, it's probably safe to trust you with my personal information.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
don't play coy goons you know what this thread wants

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

You guys sound like you're on the up & up, it's probably safe to trust you with my personal information.

You're awful shy for someone who posts so unabashedly about their love of dicks?

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
can a furvert fall in love??

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

You're awful shy for someone who posts so unabashedly about their love of dicks?
Well I'm a Pieces so...

whoflungpoop posted:

don't play coy goons you know what this thread wants

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Well I'm a Pieces so...



Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
it's fun & a bit horny tbh that we can all talk about sex here on the forum, pretty casually and with Trixie Hardcore, a chick

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Hey look, it's the same handful of people who populate every GBS thread about genitals, rofl

lol

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i got a mosquito bite on my dick how u like me now b*tches

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

ilikedirt posted:

i got a mosquito bite on my dick how u like me now b*tches

thats ur dick not a mosquito bite
:owned:
:eyepop:

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

ilikedirt posted:

i got a mosquito bite on my dick how u like me now b*tches

i like you alot :)

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

ilikedirt posted:

i got a mosquito bite on my dick how u like me now b*tches

lmao congrats on temporarily tripling your girth! :xd:

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
hey, do sexhaver goons want to form a crew?the thread in a/t is really spergy, need something more chilled for just shitposting about sex.like there was a virgin thread so we should make an opposite crew :clint:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:

hey, do sexhaver goons want to form a crew?the thread in a/t is really spergy, need something more chilled for just shitposting about sex.like there was a virgin thread so we should make an opposite crew :clint:
We already have the Pussy Cartel

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

www posted:

imo dicks look better than vaginas and it has the added bonus of not bleeding every month.

im not gay tho

Yeah lol vaginas are a loving mess tbh, not even women really know what's going on down there

like, there's books about it and poo poo. Never seen a loving book titled “Man, know your dick” or whatever

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Network Pesci posted:

Well, I wouldn't want to get probated for breaking the tables....:smug:

You couldn't break the tables on a phone.

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