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SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
I don't get it.

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i wanted to look like chris jericho and it was the late 90s

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
i wear them because i like to feel cold sweat trickle down my arms

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
i found one at goodwill for $1.75

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
They enjoy sweating on a blazing hot 40 degree day

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
its the only goku shirt I could find

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
the way they effortlessly glide over my nipples and razor burned chest makes me delightful, op

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







lol not wearing silk socks

stay pleb

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
seriously, silk shirts are really lame, it shows how much you sweat.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
but it gives the great delight

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i like to generate static electricity as it rubs against my chest hair then im pretend i jamie fox as electro from the hit television program spidermans 2: edge of darkness

felinelvr
Mar 8, 2007

Feels good on the skin ya. Unless you're wet hahahah.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
because they're persian

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Silk is the strongest fabric there is

it's like wearing +1 armor, +1 to charisma

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

ilikedirt posted:

i like to generate static electricity as it rubs against my chest hair then im pretend i jamie fox as electro from the hit television program spidermans 2: edge of darkness

+1 to lightning bolt

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Don Tacorleone posted:

Silk is the strongest fabric there is

it's like wearing +1 armor, +1 to charisma

it comes out of moth butts too.

cotton is better

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

SpeedGem posted:

it comes out of moth butts too.

cotton is better

no, ironing is for the weak with too much time on their hands

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
That's why I choose only the purest of polyester for my disco shirts. Maximimum stickiness and nipple agitation; the chicks really dig that.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

The Feldman Felcher posted:

That's why I choose only the purest of polyester for my disco shirts. Maximimum stickiness and nipple agitation; the chicks really dig that.

Ughghh... listen... I didn't log into SA today to read about "nipple agitation"... mannnn... Can't we keep a discussion within the boundaries of good taste?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I only have a pair of silk underwear. Briefs.

I only wear them to the strip club.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

VendaGoat posted:

I only have a pair of silk underwear. Briefs.

I only wear them to the strip club.

why wear such nice underwear if you are just going to be taking them off?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
It makes me feel fancy.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Dat^^^^^^^

Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?
it was good enough for mao zedong, it's good enough for me

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

"Silk"... more like... "poo poo...Fabric", heh

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