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Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

When your diet consists of corn tortillas and rice it's kinda hard not to pack on a little thickness, hth.

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

the culminator posted:

Why are so many mexican women shaped like spongebob?

secret mexican gene kicks in at 30

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

the culminator posted:

Why are so many mexican women shaped like spongebob?

Because so many spanish women are shaped like spongebob. poo poo just got passed down.

We called my grandmother the antonia la abondiga, aka the meatball

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
Yeah but spanish women dont have it as bad as mexicans. Even the ones with good bodies turn into the blob when they hit 30.

Nosotros los dominicanos with superior african genetics dont have that problem :smug:

the culminator fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Aug 23, 2014

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
my friend just married a mexican woman; should i warn him/her/them?

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Gaunab posted:

my friend just married a mexican woman; should i warn him/her/them?
if he's met her family, he knows what he's getting himself into

also he's married so it doesn't even matter.

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

Gaunab posted:

my friend just married a mexican woman; should i warn him/her/them?

I'm sure her getting fat is the last of his worries. Have you ever seen a Mexican woman yell? It's practically a cat 5 scale event.

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

Gaunab posted:

my friend just married a mexican woman; should i warn him/her/them?

Nah, marriage is where people to go to give up on life so it's fine.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I will trade straight across Mexican Americans for Chinese Canadians because our Asian food is loving deadly but good Mexican food is impossible

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Mexicans are the best Americans.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

mookface posted:

I will trade straight across Mexican Americans for Chinese Canadians because our Asian food is loving deadly but good Mexican food is impossible

No

Modus Operandi
Oct 5, 2010

mookface posted:

I will trade straight across Mexican Americans for Chinese Canadians because our Asian food is loving deadly but good Mexican food is impossible

Build more Home Depots first.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Modus Operandi posted:

Build more Home Depots first.

We need Mexicans to do this this is a paradox

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
mexicans will become white within 30-40 years tops

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
I love Mexicans

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

butplug accident posted:

mexicans will become white within 30-40 years tops

Well cocaine can do that to you.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

mexican grannies rule because they are all have a feeder fetish

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Cyks posted:

Sorry amigos but Tex Mex is better than Mex Mex.

You shut the gently caress up.

James Polk
Jun 18, 2010

I was born in a farmhouse in Pineville, North Carolina
texaholic there is no such thing as white ameican culture hope this helps

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

we should build that wall around Texas instead of Mexico

¡Bienvenidos, Amigos!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

MOOBS! posted:

mexican grannies rule because they are all have a feeder fetish

that's all grandmas

GuitarJunkie
Sep 8, 2004

"Boy, have we got a vacation for you."
I like chipotle.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
señor lowtacks- defend your ppl from this racist thread

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
I feel a strong bond with mexican americans because i too dont like to get up early in the morning but i have to so i do it really slow.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Ea,pinches pochos, la banda los saluda putoooos.

:3:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
messican americans.... take spaneesh at ceety college and geta B

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth

Gaunab posted:

i don't know why some mexican americans dress like cowboys and hate black people

honestly i got this fear that once hispanics take over theyre going to start purging people, since they're so redneck like.

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?
I really enjoy loving Mexican American women, when the opportunity presents itself

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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Spanish Manlove posted:

We called my grandmother the antonia la abondiga, aka the meatball

Fucket up if true

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose

butplug accident posted:

mexicans will become white within 30-40 years tops

they've got the hating black people part down

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

EA Sports posted:

honestly i got this fear that once hispanics take over theyre going to start purging people, since they're so redneck like.

in the future white people will be herded into concentration bounce houses by their mexican overlords

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

I love Devious Maids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHORsSsbxnQ

Stormfang1502
Jan 26, 2003

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

Gaunab posted:

my friend just married a mexican woman; should i warn him/her/them?

Is his name Jeff? Because the song says he should be totally okay.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

the culminator posted:

Why are so many mexican women shaped like spongebob?

They part Indian.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Light Gun Man posted:

I feel a strong bond with mexican americans because i too dont like to get up early in the morning but i have to so i do it really slow.

He is the slowest mouse in all Mexico.

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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Hail Santana

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