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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 16 days!)


Anyone who plays sniper should be destroyed

UN Res. 17769 (2007)

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shove me like you do
Dec 9, 2007

Real Neato

Fun Shoe
Djibouti calls for a caucus in the rear.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
The UN is a Blue Helmet Rape Ring run by Cholera Enthusiasts.

Future international disputes should be handled with TF2 deathmatches.

naem
May 29, 2011

I'm not sure I'd want the un to act like a world dominating empire honestly, it's just a friendly meeting space to pretend we all like each other and that's ok

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:

what does the "B" in "L M B O" stand for

butt?

bread?

balls? (this one is a little sexist/misogynistic........)

boobs? (this one is okay)

good question. in the first place, what do asses or butts even have to do with laughter? they are not principally involved nor affected by the action, which originates in the diaphragm which is located a good deal aways from the rear end.

i propose we use the UN to resolve this dilemma once and for all and set universal standards for laughter-related acronyms that more accurately reflect the actions and emotions involved, here are some possibilities:

L.H. (Laughing Heartily)
R.D.C.I.P. (Rapid Diaphragm Contractions In Progress)
B.L.F.U.M. (Balance Lost from Uncontrollable Mirth)

naem
May 29, 2011

I like rapid diaphragm contractions in progress in fact I believe this also
occurs during orgasm which is also enjoyable

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

exmorte posted:

Djibouti calls for a caucus in the rear.

lol booty

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

SHISHKABOB posted:

Actually the UN is very relevant for millions of people that depend on them for food and medical aid.

welfare queens

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Mustang posted:

We should go back to the old way of doing things and settle our disputes through wars and conquer people to get their stuff
no, because wars over landmasses/resources literally play out irl like this game:

http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/dice/dice.html

Refried Noodle
Feb 23, 2012

4outof5 posted:

Don't you mean the US since we finance the UN?

The US was last time I checked wayyy behind on its pledged payments to the UN and had been for a long time. About $750 million in 2011. This was a major reason the UN had difficulty coordinating missions and aid.

Try coordinating a peacekeeping mission with three fte and a faxmachine.

Refried Noodle fucked around with this message at 12:02 on Jul 19, 2014

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


The Hague wristslaps the thread after the UN ignores the LF/Helldump forum genocides

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Dely Apple posted:

The Hague wristslaps the thread after the UN ignores the LF/Helldump forum genocides

lowtax did nothing wrong

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
Oom Shmoom

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Fandyien posted:

what a bunch of impotent faggots

itt

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
Fandyien, go pay attention to your depressed cat.

e: I mean, it's the closest to real pussy you're ever going to get, so

Ars Arcanum fucked around with this message at 14:36 on Jul 19, 2014

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Mustang posted:

We should go back to the old way of doing things and settle our disputes through wars and conquer people to get their stuff

not so sure thats the old way

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


attended a ban ki moon speech irl and his english was loving garbage, welp that's my wacky UN anecdote

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

SirEvelynTremble posted:

In the spring of 1970, at the invitation of then Secretary-General U Thant

U Thant touch this

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

naem posted:

I'm not sure I'd want the un to act like a world dominating empire honestly, it's just a friendly meeting space to pretend we all like each other and that's ok

it would be coo' if there were no one-country vetoes and instead every resolution needed 3/4ths approval (the latter part might already be how the UN works i dont follow UN stuff because lmbo theydonuttin)

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Ars Arcanum posted:

Fandyien, go pay attention to your depressed cat.

e: I mean, it's the closest to real pussy you're ever going to get, so

drat son

brutal

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