|
I have to jerk constantly. Last night the jerking was so intense I had to cut the button off my pants so I could poo poo. I have a good book I can read and jerk with at the same time. I am looking for a ps3 game you can play with your right hand only. Hopefully on ps store. Less than $20 is ideal. No problem with classics. Help a GBS Bro out. hyperextension of left knee and dislocated left elbow. Can't walk, stuck on couch, bored as gently caress.
|
#
?
Jul 18, 2014 21:01
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 24, 2024 08:39 |
|
|
There's this one game that's really popular where you take a knife in your right hand and run it across your throat.
|
|
#
?
Jul 18, 2014 21:02
|
|
|
I hope you find that game soon op as I'm sure it'll prevent you from more posting!!!!
|
|
#
?
Jul 18, 2014 21:04
|
|
|
Start a kickstarter for a jerk-off robot.
|
|
#
?
Jul 18, 2014 21:04
|
|
|
El.ectrose condom
|
|
#
?
Jul 18, 2014 21:07
|
|
|
masturbation is a fixture in my empty meaningless life
|
|
#
?
Jul 18, 2014 21:09
|
|
|
around the time you're feeling down, it's time again for another, and on and on until the day you die
|
|
#
?
Jul 18, 2014 21:14
|
|
|
i am a houellebecq protagonist
|
|
#
?
Jul 18, 2014 21:18
|
|
|
i prefer to stimulate my genitalia over my soft and doltish mind
|
|
#
?
Jul 18, 2014 21:19
|
|
|
this is a picture of me flipping you off http://imgur.com/yfPQGhu
|
|
#
?
Jul 18, 2014 21:46
|
|
|
one finger death punch is an entertaining game you can play w/ one hand hth
|
|
#
?
Jul 18, 2014 22:09
|
|
|
You could try seeing a therapist OP
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2014 01:04
|
|
|
there was a one-hand ps1 controller to play like rpgs and poo poo sooooo
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2014 01:18
|
|
|
 perfect for ur ff7 playing or whatever idk
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2014 01:19
|
|
|
cant you get a buddy over for a little co-op?
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2014 01:21
|
|
|
at least you're not as bad as those guys who always have a bag of chips or something and shove it into their mouths so much they have to train themselves to do everything with their feet, every time i see one of those guys on tv i want to break both their legs so they'll finally put the loving bag down
|
|
#
?
Jul 19, 2014 01:22
|
|
|
keep jerking it what else do you have to live for?
|
|
#
?
Dec 14, 2014 03:59
|
|
|
i think bayonetta has a one handed mode
|
|
#
?
Dec 14, 2014 04:00
|
|
|
OP I think you need more practice.
|
|
#
?
Dec 14, 2014 04:00
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 24, 2024 08:39 |
|
|
Civilization revolutions can be played with one hand, then you could also jerk it to that fat lady that says wee wang widdum too.
|
|
#
?
Dec 14, 2014 09:07
|
|
