parthenocarpy posted:

in 2004 I ran a project on these forums to get a blowup doll named Alice to visit and be pictured in all 50 states. For a few states and goons this was a successful tour, but predictably goon unpredictability became a factor when bigpeeler asked to have the doll mailed to him. He kept the thing for months, my blowup doll, and never took a single photo or was willing to mail it to anyone but me -- without a return address. Pretty much ruined the project. Paranoid loser got banned soon after that I remember. gently caress you bigpeeler!

Lollerich posted:

How can you not know who Martin Random is, that's not even possible. You're just fakeposting

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

I honestly don't know what that acronym stands for.

Necros posted:

i swear i know that guy on the right. was his name bill? i am not a biker but i know a shitload of them irl.

quote:

Guy Fleegman wrote on Jul 21, 2014 03:49:
Shhh...I'm bigpeeler. Yeah, I remember that doll. You sent a letter with it too, if I recall. Anyway, I took it out of the box, unfolded it and laid it out on my desk. I was going to inflate it, take a few shots and send it on it's way. The next day, I went downstairs and my wife's damned cats had clawed one leg of it to shreds. I figured 'what the hell' and still was going to mail on to the next Goon. I folded it up and put it back in the original box. The NEXT day, I go down to seal the box and drop it off at the post office. This time, the cats (or one of them) had gotten in the box and pissed all over it. I just said "gently caress it" and threw it out. The cats were gone a week later. 10 years later and you still hold a grudge? Sorry, dude. Next time out cleaning carpets, I'll swing by Ye Old Sex Shoppe and grab you another one. LOL. / Ross

parthenocarpy posted:

You have either poo poo for memory or are a chronic lying idiot, probably the latter with your stupid bs stories. Someone else sent you the doll, since that was the project -- one goon got it, took pictures (not hold on to it for several months), and sent it to the next one. Instead of following these simple instructions, all you did was post excuses about being in a hospital and that we should be patient, the pictures would be coming any moment. And bullshit you threw the doll out, I got it back from you and you even signed it. Ten years later you don't owe me a blowup doll, you owe me pictures of YOU with a blowup doll. LOL. / parthenocarpy

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Sounds like he got the grudge part right.

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Sounds like he got the grudge part right.

parthenocarpy posted:

Hahaha I just got this in my PM:


You have either poo poo for memory or are a chronic lying idiot, probably the latter with your stupid bs stories. Someone else sent you the doll, since that was the project -- one goon got it, took pictures (not hold on to it for several months), and sent it to the next one. Instead of following these simple instructions, all you did was post excuses about being in a hospital and that we should be patient, the pictures would be coming any moment. And bullshit you threw the doll out, I got it back from you and you even signed it. Ten years later you don't owe me a blowup doll, you owe me pictures of YOU with a blowup doll. LOL. / parthenocarpy

Philthy posted:

parthenocarpy posted:

the goon.jpg thread would be all that much better if the alice project continued. Instead all I have is a picture of qirex at a rap concert.

parthenocarpy posted:

Hahaha I just got this in my PM:


You have either poo poo for memory or are a chronic lying idiot, probably the latter with your stupid bs stories. Someone else sent you the doll, since that was the project -- one goon got it, took pictures (not hold on to it for several months), and sent it to the next one. Instead of following these simple instructions, all you did was post excuses about being in a hospital and that we should be patient, the pictures would be coming any moment. And bullshit you threw the doll out, I got it back from you and you even signed it. Ten years later you don't owe me a blowup doll, you owe me pictures of YOU with a blowup doll. LOL. / parthenocarpy

Guy Fleegman posted:

The question is: Did it smell like cat piss?

Philthy posted:

Guy Fleegman posted:

Juanito posted:

yeah pretty sure that's bill

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Sounds like he got the grudge part right.

Necros posted:

do you have his number? he still hasnt returned my lynyrd skynard tshirt or the bandana with all the skulls on it.