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IT'S OUT OF CONTROOOOLLLLLLL probably. i mean who would go that fast.
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Jul 22, 2014 20:08
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Probably just bringing some overweight senior citizen with diabetes a soda (true story)
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Jul 22, 2014 20:27
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trick question: I want to get hit by the ambulance. the best time to get in an auto accident is when an ambulance is nearby
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Jul 22, 2014 20:49
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I just realized that I am literally God by blocking the ambulance; whoever is in there has their life in my hands... and I choose to CLAP! 
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Jul 22, 2014 21:26
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i can only turn left when i'm steering with my dick
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Jul 22, 2014 21:45
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because sometimes i just want to watch the world burn.
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Jul 22, 2014 21:47
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I'm a cop, and the person driving the ambulance is a minority.
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Jul 22, 2014 21:58
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i like the dumbass at every light when an ambulance is coming who slides over to the open lane so they can be first when the light turns green because i get to watch them frantically pull in the middle of the intersection on red once they notice, risking death
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Jul 22, 2014 22:02
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I always pull over for ambulances. The guy in the ambulance might die if I don't, while the guy in my trunk is definitely already dead.
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Jul 22, 2014 22:31
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It's not like I'm ever going to have a reason to be in an ambulance myself so I can't really relate to the sick & injured.
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Jul 22, 2014 22:41
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i drove right into the middle of an intersection to un-block an ambulance that was trying to cross through a left turn lane and it was sick as hell because its great to be given a legal + ethical pass to break hella rules and do a bunch of traffic violations
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Jul 22, 2014 22:46
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I am driving my driving my ambulance when another ambulance comes the opposite direction then the world literally ended
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Jul 22, 2014 23:25
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mysterious loyall X posted:trying to pull over for an ambluance druing heavy los angeles traffic is a bigger cluster gently caress than logging onto myfreecams and seeing a big wide open black woman's vagina. fuUUUUUU! that poo poo looks like an old french dip roast beef sandwich from philipes! I don't pull over either when im in LA and i'm coming back soon to get mouth corner surgery (i'm getting the kind that slices into your mouth not the anti aging kind)
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Jul 22, 2014 23:28
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What if it's just a private ambulance and not like a real one?
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Jul 22, 2014 23:29
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what about a boxy kia?
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Jul 22, 2014 23:44
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:What if it's just a private ambulance and not like a real one? seems kinda rude to stare at an ambulance's privates.
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Jul 23, 2014 00:23
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VendaGoat posted:Don't you know how important I am? Don't you see the blue tooth headset in my ear? I'm conducting business deals and mergers and your siren is impeding me from doing so. Pretty sure only time travelers from the year 2007 and black people sport the Bluetooth ear piece these days. Any modern car has Bluetooth built in.
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Jul 23, 2014 01:41
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Oregoons (Portland-Metro) can find out where ambulances are going with this: http://www.wccca.com/PITSv2/ Then you reverse-address the location and call them and ask them if their refrigerator is running. When they die on the phone, you laugh and hang up because gently caress them. 
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Jul 23, 2014 01:55
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:Pretty sure only time travelers from the year 2007 and black people sport the Bluetooth ear piece these days. Any modern car has Bluetooth built in. People who can afford a bluetooth car don't carry the same opinion. Theirs would be more along the lines of; "What the gently caress is that annoying noise that's loving up our conversation?"
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Jul 23, 2014 02:23
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Mega64 posted:I'm a cop, and the person driving the ambulance is a minority. So is the nigg...welfare queen riding in the ambulance who has enough money to buy Air Jordans for her kid and big, gold earrings and get fake nails that look like condor talons, all while using the ER as her own personal doctor, free of charge, with MY hard-earned money. And one time I had to call 911 and now they ask you to push 1 for English and 2 for Spanish. And all the Mexicans are taking our jobs, which is why the ambulance driver is a wetback, and good, white people would kill to be able to stand out in front of Home Depot at 6:00 in the morning to get picked up for a few bucks to do yard work or put up drywall. And I called Comcast about my cable and it said push 1 for Spanish, 2 for Hmong, and 3 for English. Put up a wall and throw the illegals out! Time to take back are country!
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