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gagelion
Jun 13, 2013

by XyloJW
im so very gay
my penis is quite tiny
ive never had sex

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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
this thread will be bad
all of your haikus will be bad
mine will be bad too

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
oh wait, haikus are supposed to have nature and stuff

winds howl through the night
if you listen carefully
they will say "i'm gay"

Armitage fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Jul 22, 2014

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Hey hey we're the monkeys,
we can't stop monkeying around
because we're too
busy singing
to put any body down!


Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Hey hey we're the monkeys,
we can't stop monkeying around
because we're too
busy singing
to put any body down!

flowers bloom in spring
the morning sun shining brightly
that is not a haiku

Cryophage
Jan 14, 2012

what the hell is that creepy cartoon thing in your avatar?
Pale undulations
Hunched form robed in greasy mass
Your mother is fat

ZX Speculum
Aug 18, 2006

Soiled Meat
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
there are no limits

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Murder me with a
Million bazookas and
Big rocket launchers

ShaunO
Jan 29, 2006

hello j p g
deep inside, epiphany
wishing that were me

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i am very gay
a queer jizz hungry human being
cum poz my neg hole

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
Sex is my desire
But only fulfilled in dreams
Because I'm fat

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
why did you post that,
no! why is he doing that,
look, a golden ring

warderenator
Nov 16, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I don't know
how to do
a haiku
in nature.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Threads upon the wind
Posts fall unfettered
Keep trying, nig nog

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

warderenator posted:

I don't know
how to do
a haiku
in nature.

Bears dont write haikus
But they're superbly adept
At making GBS threads in woods

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
gas thread ban op
kill you are famil, then self
then go straight to hell

QCIC
Feb 10, 2011

die Stimme der Energie
coffee enema
now i lay me down to poo poo
i am the white mask

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
mash keyboard with face
goku pants wave in the breeze
lovely post haiku

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Haikus are awful
Anime is awful too
Japan, stop posting

Dubsy
Jul 17, 2014

PUA wizard
neg girls for eternity
outcome is the secks

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Cryophage
Jan 14, 2012

what the hell is that creepy cartoon thing in your avatar?

whoflungpoop posted:

Haikus are awful
Anime is awful too
Japan, stop posting

Quoth the weeaboo
Hugging his bodypillow:
"Ignorant gaijin."

Dubsy posted:

PUA wizard
neg girls for eternity
outcome is the secks

A tall pointed hat
And a robe inscribed with stars
Wizard peacocking

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