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Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
I was meant for greater things than installing that dogshit-lame polymeric spraybacked eatshitdeath carpeting in institutions and lengths of carpet in the homes of people whose homes once had dirt floors. I was offended when i installed porcelain tile because i wanted to major in computer information science, english, anthropology, psychology,and journalism.

I hate being talked to like I'm an idiot by backwoods sisterfuck yokels missing more than a few teeth to earn ten bucks an hour.

And I hate that the forum title matches my new job. stop makeing fun of me, plz.i want to go back to school, not cut my pinky off with a curved carpet blade. Ping Pong Club is a Good Anime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnwXTAL3fp0

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
maybe you should quit and smoke weed all day like a normal person

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

ping pong is good

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Anime sucks just fyi

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
lmao as if any goons are tearin up carpet

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
lol

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I take offense at your continued existence.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Nation posted:

maybe you should quit and smoke weed all day like a normal person

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Wall to wall carpets are terrible

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

Smoking Crow posted:

ping pong is good

it's true

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

whoflungpoop posted:

lmao as if any goons are tearin up carpet
:vince:

h2oxaddict
Apr 5, 2009

"the rumor mill tells us Joe Don Baker himself hates us, and wishes us all dead, and if he met any one of us and knew who we were, he would probably take a swing, miss by a mile, spill his drink all over his rented arm-candy escort, and fall backward into the hors d'ouevre table."

Nation posted:

maybe you should quit and smoke weed all day like a normal person

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

whoflungpoop posted:

lmao as if any goons are tearin up carpet

the worst thing is that i am running out of lesbian jokes. jaded old man is old and mean, and dances because of boredom. he clears 30 an hour, yet i do most of the work and he lays the poo poo. he goes home and smokes his weed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLh8zGUlkNE

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

im gay

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

its a personal choice to rapidly huff rubber cement, yet most gunkheads don't identify with their favorite pasttime due to social stigma no. they huff anonymously in closed closets while beading the outer edges of cove base with some superhyperpsychadelic gunktack that would cause a canary with a fourteen-inch dick to go sterile and braindead while groovin' on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx7ibqze8co

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Hobohemian posted:

I take offense at your continued existence.

i offend to continue at this exhibition. bitch.


e: i fuckshitass didn't assballs link the right cuntshitfuck. BALLS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMwB8sd5JHU

Izumi Konata fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Jul 22, 2014

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I lay carpet everyday.

Also 420.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

redshirt posted:

I lay carpet everyday.

Also 420.

oh thank god u were near. i thought i was in hell.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

vyst posted:

Anime sucks just fyi

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Gravy Boat 2k
Breaking news: UN weighs in on anime, determining that it actually good. More at 11.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Shinjobi posted:

Breaking news: UN weighs in on anime, determining that it actually good. More at 11.

UN on the wrong side of another conflict

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
I take offense to Spanish manlove gassing bmc's threads I was enjoying those you cocksucker.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I take offense at everything, especially myself.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Nation posted:

UN on the wrong side of another conflict

no, they wish to return warter to filthy detroit. detroit needs a bath.

no wwait, yhat is their sister nato. theyre both ugly and i can ttell them apart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSYQ8_4M52c


yo allpro sexman, dont hat urself. i thing u could be cool sometimes maybe.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I used to work at a craft supply warehouse that also ran crafting classes. The room where the classes took place was entirely carpeted with carpet samples that the owner got from some carpet vendor. Every year he'd get a new set of samples, and we'd pull up the old carpet scraps and put down new ones. It was cheaper than cleaning them, apparently.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

genesplicer posted:

I used to work at a craft supply warehouse that also ran crafting classes. The room where the classes took place was entirely carpeted with carpet samples that the owner got from some carpet vendor. Every year he'd get a new set of samples, and we'd pull up the old carpet scraps and put down new ones. It was cheaper than cleaning them, apparently.

perhaps the same could be said of disposible undergarments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SU9iOlB-hI

but srsly, that glue causes hallucinations, and the samples do not match the actual product.

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duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
hell yeah, ping pong club fuckin owns forever

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