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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

You have 13 minutes

also the 2nd scary way is over txt you never know what they tell ur friends

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Kill you're self

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
stay safe poverty ghost

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
don't threadshit

but srsly you should kill yourself op

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

Copley Depot posted:

stay safe poverty ghost

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

Dolphin posted:

don't threadshit

but srsly you should kill yourself op

my name is jason and i am dead and could not scream

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

best way to break up is to loudly poo poo your pants when she invites you over to her parents' place for dinner

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
thanks for the chain mail human being

vvvv thread redeemed

NiceGuy fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Jul 23, 2014

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

NiceGuy posted:

thanks for the chain mail human being

Did someone order a chainmail human being?

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
That guy looks sick

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
he def looks protected from women am i right boyz

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
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Zero Star
Jan 22, 2006

Robit the paranoid blogger.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

im gay

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
What about drunkenly running over your wife with a jet ski after blowing a dude?

Pretty freaky.

Slurin
Jul 17, 2008
I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.

Oscar Wild posted:

What about drunkenly running over your wife with a jet ski after blowing a dude?

Pretty freaky.

p. sure she would have broke up after that

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
Stay safe drainpipe ghost.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
u ppl need to stop joking about stuff like this what i f it happend to ur friend? what if ur friend killed herselv?

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
who the hell calls goosebumps chill bumps?

Soul Reaver
Mar 8, 2009

in retrospect the old redtext was a little over the top, I think I was in a bad mood that day. it appears you've learned your lesson about slagging our gods and masters at beamdog but I'm still going to leave this av up because i think its funny

god bless
Is this one of those bendyman threads?

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Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
No worries OP, someone forwarded me this image which kills lovely chain mails


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Jul 18, 2011

naem
May 29, 2011

Which Friends character are you most like?" I ask my date. I'm a witty guy who uses humour as a disarming mechanism (and, some might say, as a tool to masking my crippling insecurity), so I'd most likely be Chandler. But I'm smart like a scientist, so I could also be Ross. Finally, I'm klutzy and adorable--just like a Golden Retriever--so there are certainly hints of Joey inside of me. "I'm basically Chandler, Ross, and Joey." I loudly proclaim this fact, because confidence is an aphrodisiac.

Every six months, Staples performs an employee review on me and gives me anywhere between a $0.30 and $0.50 raise. This last review, my "upsells" were so high that the manager bumped me up $0.65. The trick is to target older customers and mislead them on their purchases. Thus, it only took me seven weeks to afford a pair of Toto elevator shoes, which added five more inches to my height. The problem is that the shoes don't do much once you sit down, so I've also been growing my hair out and using Axe molding clay to stand it straight up, which adds several more inches. All-in-all, I'm pretty close to my goal of adding another foot to my height.

Women love it.

"These are really great breadsticks," I complement the breadsticks. I keep eating them because, hey, free food. "Nom nom nom...hah!" She doesn't get it.

Actually, I can't help but notice that my date sits a little straighter (and therefore higher) than me. As I try to fit an entire breadstick into my mouth and chew it without also biting my tongue, I carefully eyeball the top of her head. She follows my eyes and touches her hair. "What?" she asks.

I squint and chew harder. Louder. Faster. I lean in. She smells like...cinnamon? No, nutmeg. It's hard to tell. My nose is stuffed up so I have to keep my mouth open while I chew. I suddenly imagine the ball of bread rolling around in my mouth like a load of dirty laundry and it makes me want to throw up.

"I'll be right back," I jump up from my seat and jog to the restroom. When I get there, inspiration strikes me like a bolt of divine lightning. "Eureka!" I start balling up paper towels and stuffing them into the back of my pants--I think I fit half of a roll down there. Then I waddle back to the table and quietly take a seat.

She looks mildly shocked. Or perturbed? I don't know, women are hard to read. "Are you...are you alright?" she asks.

"Who? Me? Yeah. Of course." My rear end crunches softly on stiff brown paper towels while I use her forehead as a ruler and try to estimate the height that they have added to my position. Maybe an inch--not bad, not bad. I lean forward. "Do you think there's a difference between, like...anime and manga?"

Suddenly a sharp pain hits my stomach. The breadsticks. They're interacting with the pot of lukewarm coffee I drank earlier. I wince as I feel a burning sensation running through my intestines like a G-scale model train. An "uh oh..." escapes my lips before I can stop it at the proverbial gates. I don't think I'm going to make it to the bathroom. But the paper towels. "...spaghettiooooos..." I force a smile.

I imagine a beleaguered General Adama facing down a whole Cylon army with nothing but a handful of fighters and flak guns. He meditates on the coming battle before finally saying, Alright, here goes nothing, Colonel Tigh. I close my eyes, hesitantly relax my rear end, and immediately feel a warm burbling rise up between my legs, just like I sat down in a pool of sun-baked mud or bread dough. The sensation persists for what feels like an eternity--the duration of which I am entirely silent. When it ends--mercifully--I let out a soft sigh.

When I open my eyes, I realize something very strange: I have risen another inch or so and am now looking slightly downward at my date. It is the most shocking and beautiful thing I could ever conceive of.

They say, "When god closes a door, he opens a window." I don't believe in god, but if I did, I'd swear he was with me that day.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004

Oscar Wild posted:

What about drunkenly running over your wife with a jet ski after blowing a dude?

Pretty freaky.

Wait she blew the dude or did I blow him?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Pesmerga posted:

Stay safe drainpipe ghost.

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Seventh Mode
Aug 29, 2012

Mode 7-style rendering was also used for the Special Stages in Sonic CD.
The more you know!

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003




Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





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Cowman fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Jul 24, 2014

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Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Why is the dad accused of murder?

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