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bellows lugosi
Aug 9, 2003

Wanting to let you know I'm still here. Love you guys

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RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

We hoped you'd died.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
no idea who you are

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

watch out for the bending man

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.
Can you pick up some milk on your way home?

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Grandma has cancer

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Psh. Love is for weak rear end idiots. True strength comes from within, not social interaction.

- Signed,
The Lone Wolf

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The other day I was talking on the phone with my dad and I heard my mom tell him to ask me to come over for dinner on Wednesday. I told him that I couldn't make it because I fly out early the next morning and she yelled 'ITS LIKE WE'RE DEAD TO HIM'

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


You should have reassured your dad that he isn't dead to you at all.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
kill you're family

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Malinois posted:

You should have reassured your dad that he isn't dead to you at all.

My mom is Italian and she used to talk to my grandmother every day and I think thats insane

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

moms lap band got installed

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
awww have some passive-aggressive guilting and backhanded compliments and a rundown of my various complaints and i love you too

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008

love you too!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


should i call my mother back or have another beer

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

should i call my mother back or have another beer

Don't call her you don't want her to think you're desperate

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
There's no easy way say this, so I'm going to just do it here and now:

I'm gay.

James and I aren't just friends, we are also lovers. I know this may be shocking for you guys, but I needed to get this off my chest and I hope you can accept me for who I am.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

should i call my mother back or have another beer

call her back while youre having the beer, then when she complains about how she doesnt like you drinking you can say "WELL THE PANTS ARE ON THE OTHER HAT NOW MA" and hang up

bellows lugosi
Aug 9, 2003

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

should i call my mother back or have another beer

beer, have her call you when she's worried that you've finally succumbed to to cirrhosis

Terry Francona
Jan 20, 2004

by Cowcaster
Call your mom today, you never know she might be gone tomorrow.

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
you can't stay here while you're on the sex offender registry, sorry bro

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
I have no friends and most of my family are either dead or horrible assholes with whom I have no contact.

I'm ok with this.

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BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
I regret having sex with you.

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