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ripped0ff posted:this one dude gave me the advice to "shake it out" like drama nerds do before the interview, in order to get the nervousness out also suggest a mutual tickling session. Be extremely adamant about this.
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ripped0ff posted:this one dude gave me the advice to "shake it out" like drama nerds do before the interview, in order to get the nervousness out bring a hooker with you and just sex her, in whatever room they shove you in before the interview begins.
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ripped0ff posted:this one dude gave me the advice to "shake it out" like drama nerds do before the interview, in order to get the nervousness out certain beta blockers and diazapines are fantastic for this, the right chemical combo in my body could turn me into Al Pacino from Glengarry Glen Rose...but sometimes u cant be al pacino...u just gotta dial it down and present well, intelligent/able to work independently (so ur manager can do less work), and frankly just throw aside ur ego and go beta for a couple hours. poverty option: arrive an hour, scope the place out and then jack off for minimum 10 mins in the bathroom...and check ursef out in the mirror before u walk out the door.
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Rub one out. Eases the tension. After a bit of practice you'll be thinking about money whilst you're doing it. It's what all we grown ups do.
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Jul 24, 2014 11:21
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Rub one out and make sure you leave all your jizz on your hand for when you shake your new bosses hand preinterview.
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Jul 24, 2014 11:25
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Did anyone tell him about the dick stuff yet?
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Jul 24, 2014 11:28
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Maybe just the tip?
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Trixie Hardcore posted:This is important. If they break eye contact say in a sharp yet confident voice, "Hey! loving look at me!" The cursing is important, it will let them know you're an adult. Confidence is important. I'd also recommend you bring a gun, to show you can be relied upon when push comes to shove. Open carry etc
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Jul 24, 2014 11:42
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>go right
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Jul 24, 2014 11:50
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do you have a, a custom business suit styled on rainbow dash?
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beyond masturbation, it is definitely a great idea to make a bowel movement beforehand and don't go too wild of the caffeine beforehand because u may come off like a basket case.
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Jul 24, 2014 11:59
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O6bWb7oEuE
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Jul 24, 2014 12:12
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Sing all of your answers to the interview questions and be sure to use plenty of vibrato.
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lie about everything and anything to set yourself apart from the competition
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It's a good thing to always come prepared to an interview. If you're well-prepared and communicate that, you're basically a shoe-in for the job. Hiring managers will usually not reject people who present them with photos of their daughters elementary school and a workable solution to let "accidents" happen to her. Wearing appropiate clothing to the interview is also extremely important, because it is widely considered confirmation of your words. You can claim to be a professional as much as you want, but if you run around like a bum, nobody will believe it. Sweat the small stuff! A few specks of blood or a human tootht on a lowkey necklace will convince your interviewer that your threats aren't idle. If you're about to walk into a group interview situation it pays to get to know your competitors beforehand. Depending on whether they have more impressive resumes or not you can then decide if you have to steal their identities and wear their faces as a mask or whether it suffices to manufacture online evidence linking them to dog fighting rings.
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Seriously bring a notepad, ask questions, don't be wishy washy, don't be late, and definitely take your clothes off cause you're gonna be a model baby yeah now lay on the desk while I gently caress you you're 18 right and have a bf smeven better I bet my dick is way bigger and longer and meatier than his oh you're a virgin good
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Jul 24, 2014 16:45
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Has anyone said don't be a minority, yet? Cause that's good advice (unless the interviewer is one, in which case be the same kind).
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Crazyeyes posted:Has anyone said don't be a minority, yet? Cause that's good advice (unless the interviewer is one, in which case be the same kind). Adding to this, be white and don't be fat
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When being led from the lobby to the interview room, or from one office to another during the interview process you can rack up bonus points by insisting you breakdance all the way to the destination. Obviously skill is impressive, but the desire to try your best and NEVER STOP, even when being told specifically to stop is key to wooing your interviewers.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULqAIbjCsXE Here's a guy nailing an interview. HTH.
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bring enough heroin for everyone at the table
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