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Waltzing Along posted:I have some sex achievements. I had sex. Wasn't there a popular skit on the internet about this at one point?
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You can just put a fitbit right into your anus, it'll track your orgasms and stuff no problem
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Jul 25, 2014 01:45
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Big Beef City posted:You can just put a fitbit right into your anus, it'll track your orgasms and stuff no problem Do I get bonus points if my hole is poz'd?
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Jul 25, 2014 01:58
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legit thought this was a weight loss app sexed up to bait goons into being fit, because of op
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Jul 25, 2014 02:01
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vyst literally the new, free, swole
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Jul 25, 2014 02:09
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Okay I downloaded the app but now I can't seem to get my dick into the phone.
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Jul 25, 2014 02:28
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i had the sex
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Jul 25, 2014 02:38
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A 36 hour orgasm?
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Jul 25, 2014 02:57
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Bonus points for causing queefs?
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Jul 25, 2014 06:06
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I need help with my build I keep maxing out at five thrusts and dead silence. Are there any good builds that come with the app?
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Jul 25, 2014 06:10
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mookface posted:I came 14 times in one night how did your dick feel the next day like after having sex 6 times in one night the next day my dick really loving hurt and i couldn't jog
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Jul 25, 2014 06:10
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I sucked 37 dicks.
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Jul 25, 2014 06:12
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I've been having some luck with this belt I made that has a Fitbit on one side & my phone with this app on the other. I got my ipod in an armband so I can listen to my motivational albums on repeat & a GoPro so I can review the footage with my trainer.
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Jul 25, 2014 06:14
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phobo posted:I sucked 37 dicks. In a row?
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Jul 25, 2014 06:14
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phobo posted:I sucked 37 dicks. for a free drink? I think I've seen you before.
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Jul 25, 2014 06:17
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endurance novice 40 minutes
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Jul 25, 2014 06:19
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Not gonna lie, if you could further gamify sex, you could make a lot of money, also hopefully end this gay earth.
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Jul 25, 2014 06:53
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real sad this is my last bowl left 
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Jul 25, 2014 06:57
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on that leaderboard, top 10 pumps-per-minute, bitch! dick bleeding, veins bulging, heart straining, muscles failing, feed updating - must go on! still the king, suck it down, i owwwww.... GAH! AKK! *DIES* [int funeral] ghost self standing over own body: "My life was a masturbatory pursuit of meaningless achievements" everyone: *claps* Priest: *nods sagely*
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Jul 25, 2014 13:15
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OK guys I am going to use this tonight, wish me luck! I'll keep you posted with my stats!
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Jul 25, 2014 13:46
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veilo posted:OK guys I am going to use this tonight, wish me luck! Post those cheevos
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Jul 25, 2014 13:49
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WHY THERE IS NO ANDROID VERSION?
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Jul 25, 2014 13:55
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I'm married so I only get to have sex on my birthday, which means I have to take advantage of all 20 seconds as best I can.
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Jul 25, 2014 13:57
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g*d d*ng it, the prospect of achievements is literally the only motivator I have to sex with a person and here I am cockblocking myself by having an android
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Jul 25, 2014 13:57
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I don't see why you'd want this unless you're a stockbroker or something, but then again it'd be much cheaper to just hang yourself in a lamp cord
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Jul 25, 2014 14:08
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script kitty posted:g*d d*ng it, the prospect of achievements is literally the only motivator I have to sex with a person and here I am cockblocking myself by having an android I just balance my ipad on my girls back while I do it doggy.
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