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Roosevelt posted:the two weeks grace period has never worked around here. people give their notice, and when the owner hears about it he says "gently caress you leave now. we don't need you" (almost verbatim). then their department gets to scramble to figure out what the gently caress to do exactly. i don't know if its either protocol or the law here but then you still get paid for those two weeks.
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thinking back I probably should have left a bottle of booze stashed in the lav (it was a substance abuse treatment place) or something equally "funny" but I just wanted to leave ASAP.
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Aug 6, 2014 21:46
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get laid off with 5 months severance and a retention bonus
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i would love to see what is the minimum level of work i could do without getting fired like casually just slack off and off to the point where you are sitting at your desk watching tv all day and just see how long it takes
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Valeyard posted:i would love to see what is the minimum level of work i could do without getting fired plot a graph of your productivity over time
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Aug 6, 2014 22:03
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Valeyard posted:i would love to see what is the minimum level of work i could do without getting fired in the right environment, about (looks at calendar) about two years
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it actually sucks and isn't fun and i'm working on personal projects now b/c they literally told me not to do anything after september but my day to day has very little to do anyway
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don't get me wrong it's better than when they had me working 60 hrs/week but still sucks and i can't wait for $NEWJOB
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Aug 6, 2014 22:09
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:plot a graph of your productivity over time lol ChickenOfTomorrow posted:plot a graph of your productivity over time lol Monday - shirt, tucked in and buttoned up, tie nicely done Tuesday - shirt, NOT tucked in, buttoned up, tie nicely done Wednesday - shirt, NOT tucked in, unbuttoned greatly, tie very loose Thursday - shirt, NOT tucked in, unbuttoned greatly, tie round forehead Friday - smart pants like normal but roll them up to shorts, poo poo smeared on face like war paint, choke out your boss with your tie and go home
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Valeyard posted:Friday - smart pants like normal but roll them up to shorts, poo poo smeared on face like war paint, choke out your boss with your tie and go home Casual Friday.
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Cold on a Cob posted:get laid off with 5 months severance and a retention bonus what did you retain to get the bonus?
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Valeyard posted:lol untucked shirt + tie is the grossest thing in this post
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Werthog 95 posted:untucked shirt + tie is the grossest thing in this post http://untuckit.com/
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i don't tuck my shirt, but i also don't wear a tie. if i wore a tie i would tuck my goddamn shirt.
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Werthog 95 posted:i don't tuck my shirt, but i also don't wear a tie. if i wore a tie i would tuck my goddamn shirt. as an intern, i wore a tie for the first few weeks. then my boss told me i looked like a builder (i dont/didnt get it) so i stopped wearing it. i usually have my shirt untucked now but i feel like im back in highschool when i do it
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Peanut and the Gang posted:Casual Friday. I once worked at a company that didn't have Casual Fridays, but they did let you wear jeans on Fridays on certain special days, maybe four times a year. They had to be in immaculate shape, and people would make a big deal about it, showing off what good taste they had in denim. Really a bit strange looking back.
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Werthog 95 posted:i don't tuck my shirt, but i also don't wear a tie. if i wore a tie i would tuck my goddamn shirt.
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Aug 7, 2014 00:27
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but try to avoid ties whenever possible
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KRAMER: When I wear a nice shirt with a tie, the shirt seems a little poofy at the bottom. Ya'know? Should I be tucking that in? GEORGE: I don't tuck. JERRY: I prefer the tuck. GEORGE: No tuck Jerry! No tuck!
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ELAINE: And when he came back from the bathroom, he didn't re-tuck! JERRY: He didn't re-tuck? ELAINE: He didn't re-tuck. GEORGE: What's wrong with the no-tuck! I like the no-tuck!
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Aug 7, 2014 02:22
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Tag your boss yell "you're it!!" and then flip him off and run for it.
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Valeyard posted:i would love to see what is the minimum level of work i could do without getting fired what if youve been paid to do nothing since day 1
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I wish I could get paid to make a game in this unreal engine 4 all day
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You're horrible.
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ChiralCondensate posted:You're horrible. 
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Peanut and the Gang posted:ELAINE: And when he came back from the bathroom, he didn't re-tuck! is this about penises
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one tuck, one no tuck
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