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Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Ork of Fiction posted:

You know who did some pretty good disco-funk songs is Jamiroquai.

thats true, ork of fiction

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Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
id love to be a sexy woman and make money from masturbateing over webcam

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
youre all whores but id still hit that

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

LethalGeek posted:

I've sucked like 100 dicks. I'm not lying, literally 3 digits worth of dicks.

It was a lot of fun I feel sorry for you all.

How many kilometers of dick have you sucked?

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

LethalGeek posted:

I've sucked like 100 dicks. I'm not lying, literally 3 digits worth of dicks.

It was a lot of fun I feel sorry for you all.

that's a lot of hot sticky cum pulsing down your throat

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Ponce de Le0n posted:

post your hottest sluts, but do not shame them

Portable Staplefrog
May 21, 2007


You should start another thread for that.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
well she seems nice anyway

maybe I should start telling women how tight their vagina is and how every other vagina I have touched has been a floppy stinky mess

it's good to compliment your partner

Dubsy
Jul 17, 2014

ashgromnies posted:

well she seems nice anyway

maybe I should start telling women how tight their vagina is and how every other vagina I have touched has been a floppy stinky mess

it's good to compliment your partner

hey dude you seem really comfortable with this lady, can you post her cell number so the rest of us goons can come and drill her/ awesome

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

School Nickname posted:

did you wear one of those "cat condoms" that has those hardened penile spines to assist?

if so i think you're a furry

Why the gently caress did I even Google 'cat condoms.' I knew it would end in climax tears.

spotix55
Jun 6, 2014

jiharlequinade posted:

what's in the slut trunk? Is it sluts or, like, slut accoutrements?

You don't know till you open it.
it's like slutdinger's cat

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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ashgromnies posted:

well she seems nice anyway

maybe I should start telling women how tight their vagina is and how every other vagina I have touched has been a floppy stinky mess

it's good to compliment your partner

Good call, it really gets bitches wet when you insult other women's genitalia. If I might be so bold to suggest: "drat slut you so tight makes my mom's oval office feel like loving a moldy sunhat."

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Okay, so far the only sluts we've managed to shame are koalas, right?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Good call, it really gets bitches wet when you insult other women's genitalia. If I might be so bold to suggest: "drat slut you so tight makes my mom's oval office feel like loving a moldy sunhat."
avail your fuckin selves of this advice gentelmen

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Okay, so far the only sluts we've managed to shame are koalas, right?

ever see a koala going down on some eucalyptus. dirty.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I saw a nature documentary where a guy was trying to catch a koala & it ran up a tree & pissed all over the guy's face. Koala slutty y/n?

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I saw a nature documentary where a guy was trying to catch a koala & it ran up a tree & pissed all over the guy's face. Koala slutty y/n?

all koala are sluts otherwise why do they dress like furries?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
I'm glad we have this thread, it balances out all those virgin shaming threads (every other thread)

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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The only type of shaming I don't approve of is virgin shaming because the only good reason to cause shame is to make sex hotter.

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i like the idea of talking up the dick of every dude you sleep with. "oh, wow hey! look at that! ooh, he looks like a fighter!"

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