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No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Coroner's report on ...

... three bodies have been found in advanced state of decay ...

... many weeks in captivity ...

... events reconstructed based on written notes of the victims ...

... found themselves locked in ...

... desperate attempts to break out failed ...

... suffering strongly from delirium tremens and nicotine withdrawal ...

... increasing tension ...

... fed on rats and rainwater ...

... notes losing coherency ...

... reporting hearing many voices in their heads, telling them what to do ...

... belief in supernatural forces that can steal metaphors ...

... giving in to the madness ...

... committed depraved sexual acts with the crucified body of the deceased ...

... doubts about sanity and identity ...

... terrible disagreement ... paranoia ... clawed face off to determine identity/mask ...

... died of dysentery ...

No Gravitas fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Aug 19, 2014

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BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
I hope Chewbot comes back. Do people ever get in trouble with the mods for not finishing Let's Plays? I don't think I could stand to live in a world where Chewbot got banned.

BiggerJ fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Aug 20, 2014

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe

BiggerJ posted:

I hope Chewbot comes back. Do people ever get in trouble with the mods for not finishing Let's Plays? I don't think I could stand to live in a world where Chewbot got banned.

Pretty sure the only way you can get banned for failure to deliver free entertainment is if you toxx yourself.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


BiggerJ posted:

I hope Chewbot comes back. Do people ever get in trouble with the mods for not finishing Let's Plays? I don't think I could stand to live in a world where Chewbot got banned.

Only if they do something silly like TOXXING themselves. Chewbot'll be alright.

Mr. Lobe fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Aug 20, 2014

Mordaedil
Oct 25, 2007

Oh wow, cool. Good job.
So?
Grimey Drawer

BiggerJ posted:

I hope Chewbot comes back. Do people ever get in trouble with the mods for not finishing Let's Plays? I don't think I could stand to live in a world where Chewbot got banned.

Only if they are both terrible and consistently making new LP's that they never finish. And even then, real life reasons can excuse a lot.

It's just a side-hobby after all.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Yeah, as entertaining as LPs can be, there's no contractual obligation for anyone to complete one.

Also, in case I didn't say it before, this is a really entertaining LP. I hope it picks up again.

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


Hopefully he's just busy helping make an awesome game like Banner Saga. Also Hopefully he'll come back to this.

I'm content to wait. This is something worth waiting for.

Trollhawke
Jan 25, 2012

I'LL GET YOU THIS YEAR! EVEN IF I SAID THIS LAST YEAR TOOOOOO
God I love the smell of salty succubi in the morning
Guys...

I think Carmen stole Chewbot, and we need to check where the next clue was IRL.

Maybe?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Trollhawke posted:

Guys...

I think Carmen stole Chewbot, and we need to check where the next clue was IRL.

Maybe?

Follow my heart... not my gut. I NEED TO GO TO MY GIRLFRIENDS PLACE, PRONTO!

Pyroi
Aug 17, 2013

gay elf noises
Well, we should first go to the scene of the crime!

I'll get ACME on the phone so that we get free transportation.

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


Carmen wouldn't steal Chewbot. Without him there is no story to show off. Remember Carmen could probably easily pull these heists off and leave not a speck of evidence, however, she lives for this little game and chase.

Danny Glands
Jan 26, 2013

Possible thermal failure (CPU on fire?)
All these people want to know: Where in the world is Chewbot?

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

Well, he's posting in the LP Recommendation thread, so he's presumably not dead.

Turos Kensei
Dec 13, 2009
Didn't he say work stuff was keeping him occupied? It'll happen guys, don't worry.

Chewbot
Dec 2, 2005

My Revenge Meat!

Danny Glands posted:

All these people want to know: Where in the world is Chewbot?

Hoping to update this weekend!

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Got him! Now we just need the loot and the warrant!

TheSoundNinja
May 18, 2012

Arglebargle III posted:

Got him! Now we just need the loot and the warrant!

But if we don't get it in the right order, that stupid know-it-all Billy might win the flight to anywhere in the Continental United States instead!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Danny Glands posted:

All these people want to know: Where in the world is Chewbot?


Chewbot posted:

Hoping to update this weekend!


Rabbi Raccoon
Mar 31, 2009

I stabbed you dude!
Crime got a lot harder to fight when criminals realized they don't have to wear black and white vertical stripes.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

Rabbi Raccoon posted:

Crime got a lot harder to fight when criminals realized they don't have to wear black and white vertical stripes.

On the other hand, when they flout the Hamburgler Convention rules by doing so the police are fully justified in driving over them with their mobile artillery pieces and shooting their dog with the mounted fifty cal. So it's a trade-off.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Rabbi Raccoon posted:

Crime got a lot harder to fight when criminals realized they don't have to wear black and white vertical stripes.

Those are horizontal stripes blindfaceman!

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Chewbot
Dec 2, 2005

My Revenge Meat!
Argh. Big shakeups at work. I've been debating whether working on this LP is an appropriate use of time; unfortunately I have to shelve it for now. This LP will return at a future time, and I am a poopy head.

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