your compiler is a piece of shit

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click on all these pieces of poo poo
	gcc
	clang
	icc (intel cool compiler for cool cats)
	shaggar diversity wheelchair-burger-king-kid option (msvc)
	former amd employee welfare option (open64)
	turbo (i dont think so, tim)
	ritchie rich c

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BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

I'm going to turn my cat into a compiler

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:39

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 06:51

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

BONGHITZ posted:

I'm going to turn my cat into a compiler

my cats are already compilers

compiling food into poop
also puke

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:58

pram: Jun 10, 2001

im gonna compile my fist to yr face

# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:18

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

pram posted:

im gonna pile cum on yr face

# ? Jul 30, 2014 10:25

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

wtf

# ? Jul 30, 2014 10:47

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

pram posted:

im gonna compile my fist to yr face

Same but

yeah OK

# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:10

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

# ? Oct 18, 2014 01:55

pseudopresence: Mar 3, 2005; I want to get online...
I need a computer!

What was the last game written entirely in an assembly language? I'm gonna say Rollercoaster Tycoon 2

# ? Oct 18, 2014 16:21

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

its prob as successful as it is because it was that game ran on like 600mhz athalons

# ? Oct 18, 2014 17:01

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

people still write games in assembly. not triple-A games obviously, but the line between what does and doesn't count is pretty arbitrary

# ? Oct 18, 2014 17:01

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

I wrote an assembly game the other day. it was called "find the race condition" and I had a lot of fun playing it.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 17:04

faxlore: Sep 24, 2014; a blue star tattoo for you!

Breakfast All Day posted:

ive forked the fsf and made myself president. surely rms will not object

pull request: coup and open source shadow government. Tia. yes I added it to the mailing list you nerd.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 17:11

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

The Management posted:

I wrote an assembly game the other day. it was called "find the race condition" and I had a lot of fun playing it.

sounds ownage

# ? Oct 18, 2014 17:14

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

faxlore posted:

pull request: coup and open source shadow government. Tia. yes I added it to the mailing list you nerd.

i got a pull request for you right here *gestures towards genitals*

# ? Oct 18, 2014 19:46

suffix: Jul 27, 2013; Wheeee!

The Management posted:

I wrote an assembly game the other day. it was called "find the race condition" and I had a lot of fun playing it.

a haunting and beautiful journey where the player explores cultural contrasts aided by the author's deconstruction of some common racial stereotypes

# ? Oct 18, 2014 20:08

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hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Egan Yardley posted:

vc++ 6 is and will remain the greatest piece of software ever designed.

for clowns, at the circus

# ? Oct 20, 2014 11:09

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