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tasha
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Jul 27, 2014 00:29
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OPs Girlfriend and/or Mom
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Jul 27, 2014 00:54
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i would fight a goat if i had to although they seem cool and eat poison ivy so loving rad tough fight with poison ivy spitting goat get my calamine lotion
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Jul 27, 2014 00:57
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Nathilus posted:Giant space whale. Would just need enough ammo. The kind that works in space. I think the regular kind works in space To answer the question I could take down a small alligator
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Jul 27, 2014 01:15
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The Royal Scrub posted:I think the regular kind works in space There's no oxygen in space, how would a gun work with nothing to explode.
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Jul 27, 2014 01:16
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A capercaillie. Blocked the path to my bike but i managed to fend it off. I did have a stick though to prevent it from attacking me, but if i didn't and if it was life or death i probably would have won. I did get to my bike unscathed and succesfully trespassed all over his mating territory so score 1-0 for me. edit: well almost unscathed, the fucker made a lunge at me while i was taking pictures, i ran backwards, tripped, and when too hastily raised myself up i scrapped my shin on the gravel. But if i wasn't busy taking photos of a lunatic horny bird i would have shown him a thing or two. 
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Jul 27, 2014 01:25
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Hobohemian posted:There's no oxygen in space, how would a gun work with nothing to explode. oxidized gunpowder
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Jul 27, 2014 01:28
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not sure if oxidized is the right word but it works i've tried it
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Jul 27, 2014 01:30
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as a white man i can absolutely decimate the Great Barrier Reef that can be seen from space take that
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Jul 27, 2014 01:30
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Bull, proven it.
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Jul 27, 2014 01:30
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I would Pet the animals I Would hug them I love tehm
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Jul 27, 2014 01:36
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When I saw this thread title, I wondered how far in before someone posted "your mom". My guess was within the first six replies. And it was, indeed, exactly the sixth reply. I might be getting jaded to GBS.
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Jul 27, 2014 01:54
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naem posted:I would
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Jul 27, 2014 01:56
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theres some big turtles right? I could gently caress one of those big turtles up as long as its not the ones that bite
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Jul 27, 2014 02:18
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Falukorv posted:A capercaillie. Blocked the path to my bike but i managed to fend it off. I did have a stick though to prevent it from attacking me, but if i didn't and if it was life or death i probably would have won. I did get to my bike unscathed and succesfully trespassed all over his mating territory so score 1-0 for me. you got hosed up by an oversized chicken
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Jul 27, 2014 02:51
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Falukorv posted:A capercaillie. Blocked the path to my bike but i managed to fend it off. I did have a stick though to prevent it from attacking me, but if i didn't and if it was life or death i probably would have won. I did get to my bike unscathed and succesfully trespassed all over his mating territory so score 1-0 for me. how many eggs did you lay after he was done with you?
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Jul 27, 2014 02:54
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naem posted:I would i would do this to drop their guard and then i would snap their necks and cook them over a spit
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Jul 27, 2014 03:10
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I took on a blue eyes white dragon by myself once
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Jul 27, 2014 03:11
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:is that how you earned your av What? No, hah. hahah no.
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Jul 27, 2014 03:12
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I think i could kill a goat in a bare knuckle fight. E:all turtles will bite the poo poo out of you op. Count on losing at least 2 fingers. E2: a goat or a really big sheep. SMILLENNIALSMILLEN fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Jul 27, 2014 |
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Jul 27, 2014 03:48
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I beat the poo poo out of some cold germs every year.
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Jul 27, 2014 03:59
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do furries count?
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Jul 27, 2014 04:01
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porkchop_express posted:do furries count? Pretty sure this would just fall under the category of "fat humans".
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Jul 27, 2014 04:02
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I ate a bunny 
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Jul 27, 2014 04:24
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Probably a moo cow?  Pansacola posted:im kind of a big pussy 
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Jul 27, 2014 04:31
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Hobohemian posted:Woah, they sword fight with their heads. That old giraffe pulls some matrix poo poo too. They use their feet like horses too. I saw another video where it jump kicks a lion in the head killing it instantly. Things don't gently caress around!
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Jul 27, 2014 04:39
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Al Borland posted:Fighting a giraffe seemed like a cool answer. They don't seem very threatening in any way, shape, or form. Plus all you would have to do is get around that neck and snap it. someone should kickstarter that video into a video game for nerds to play. also include space ships. they'd make millions.
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Jul 27, 2014 04:53
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G.I. Jaw posted:I took on a blue eyes white dragon by myself once sounds kind of racist what other white things with blue eyes do you regularly beat up
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Jul 27, 2014 04:57
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Al Borland posted:They use their feet like horses too. I saw another video where it jump kicks a lion in the head killing it instantly. Things don't gently caress around! 
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Jul 27, 2014 05:25
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Saalkin posted:someone should kickstarter that video into a video game for nerds to play. also include space ships. they'd make millions. There was some game that came out where you play as various animals in a post apocalyptic tokyo where all the humans are dead.
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Jul 27, 2014 05:26
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Jul 27, 2014 05:51
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I once lured a wild rooster to myself with popcorn and caught it. It did rough me up a bit. What I cam trying to say is that fighting is bad and we should all hug cocks instead.
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Jul 27, 2014 07:01
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maker posted:ur mom
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Jul 27, 2014 07:29
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blue whale
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Jul 27, 2014 07:58
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Do The Evolution posted:you got hosed up by an oversized chicken Yeah, but what can i do, it was in a national park so I can't really gently caress up animals in it that don't pose a danger to my life. And speaking of chickens, a rooster is probably more threatening than a capercaillie.
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