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gently caress you bud mash is immortal
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 00:41 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 21:42 |
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Feranon posted:gently caress you bud mash is immortal TWENTY FIRST CENTURY TO FERANON COME IN FERANON STOP SIGNAL IS WEAK WE CAN ENCODE ONLY MINIMAL INFORMATION STOP MASH IS LIKE 300 YEARS OLD AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT KOREA STOP ADVISE FIXATION ON A MORE NOTABLE WAR MESSAGE ENDS
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 00:47 |
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Lazerbeam posted:Father Ted is great though PUGGERNAUT posted:DRINK FECK!
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 01:00 |
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Guancho posted:FECK!
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 01:18 |
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Two and a Half Men is the worst one. 2 Broke Girls is loving horrible but at least Kat Dennings is attractive? Whitney is historically the worst. God what a loving trainwreck
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 01:25 |
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kat dennings has great comic timing, she deserves way better than that shithole of a show
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 01:32 |
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PUGGERNAUT posted:kat dennings has great comic timing, she deserves way better than that shithole of a show You can tell she has a sense of humor but yeah they're wasting her and guess what? That show is Whitney Cummings too
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 01:57 |
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holy poo poo I need to watch Father Ted right now. I also enjoyed one foot in the grave and keeping up appearances.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:03 |
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"Which Friends character are you most like?" I ask my date. I'm a witty guy who uses humour as a disarming mechanism (and, some might say, as a tool to masking my crippling insecurity), so I'd most likely be Chandler. But I'm smart like a scientist, so I could also be Ross. Finally, I'm klutzy and adorable--just like a Golden Retriever--so there are certainly hints of Joey inside of me. "I'm basically Chandler, Ross, and Joey." I loudly proclaim this fact, because confidence is an aphrodisiac. Every six months, Staples performs an employee review on me and gives me anywhere between a $0.30 and $0.50 raise. This last review, my "upsells" were so high that the manager bumped me up $0.65. The trick is to target older customers and mislead them on their purchases. Thus, it only took me seven weeks to afford a pair of Toto elevator shoes, which added five more inches to my height. The problem is that the shoes don't do much once you sit down, so I've also been growing my hair out and using Axe molding clay to stand it straight up, which adds several more inches. All-in-all, I'm pretty close to my goal of adding another foot to my height. Women love it. "These are really great breadsticks," I complement the breadsticks. I keep eating them because, hey, free food. "Nom nom nom...hah!" She doesn't get it. Actually, I can't help but notice that my date sits a little straighter (and therefore higher) than me. As I try to fit an entire breadstick into my mouth and chew it without also biting my tongue, I carefully eyeball the top of her head. She follows my eyes and touches her hair. "What?" she asks. I squint and chew harder. Louder. Faster. I lean in. She smells like...cinnamon? No, nutmeg. It's hard to tell. My nose is stuffed up so I have to keep my mouth open while I chew. I suddenly imagine the ball of bread rolling around in my mouth like a load of dirty laundry and it makes me want to throw up. "I'll be right back," I jump up from my seat and jog to the restroom. When I get there, inspiration strikes me like a bolt of divine lightning. "Eureka!" I start balling up paper towels and stuffing them into the back of my pants--I think I fit half of a roll down there. Then I waddle back to the table and quietly take a seat. She looks mildly shocked. Or perturbed? I don't know, women are hard to read. "Are you...are you alright?" she asks. "Who? Me? Yeah. Of course." My rear end crunches softly on stiff brown paper towels while I use her forehead as a ruler and try to estimate the height that they have added to my position. Maybe an inch--not bad, not bad. I lean forward. "Do you think there's a difference between, like...anime and manga?" Suddenly a sharp pain hits my stomach. The breadsticks. They're interacting with the pot of lukewarm coffee I drank earlier. I wince as I feel a burning sensation running through my intestines like a G-scale model train. An "uh oh..." escapes my lips before I can stop it at the proverbial gates. I don't think I'm going to make it to the bathroom. But the paper towels. "...spaghettiooooos..." I force a smile. I imagine a beleaguered General Adama facing down a whole Cylon army with nothing but a handful of fighters and flak guns. He meditates on the coming battle before finally saying, Alright, here goes nothing, Colonel Tigh. I close my eyes, hesitantly relax my rear end, and immediately feel a warm burbling rise up between my legs, just like I sat down in a pool of sun-baked mud or bread dough. The sensation persists for what feels like an eternity--the duration of which I am entirely silent. When it ends--mercifully--I let out a soft sigh. When I open my eyes, I realize something very strange: I have risen another inch or so and am now looking slightly downward at my date. It is the most shocking and beautiful thing I could ever conceive of. They say, "When god closes a door, he opens a window." I don't believe in god, but if I did, I'd swear he was with me that day.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:11 |
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Margaret Cho had a sitcom, therefore it was the worst
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:17 |
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PUGGERNAUT posted:kat dennings has great comic timing, she deserves way better than that shithole of a show I get ya... She has "two" great comic timings, heh heh heh
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:18 |
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Anyone remember Fran Drescher as The Nanny? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3unWr_b2Ew I hope to god no.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:30 |
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Andy samberg, Brooklyn 99. Seems like an snl parody of a formulaic sitcom until you realize it IS a formulaic sitcom. It's pretty much andy samberg jerking of on a bunch of less famous character actors with a vague cop theme
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:32 |
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Nathilus posted:TWENTY FIRST CENTURY TO FERANON COME IN FERANON STOP look at this gay rear end post.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:33 |
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Work it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Joid6wx3Q this is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life and yet somehow I admire it for its efficency it manages to insult women, men, transpeople, people affected by the downturn in the economy, and anyone with a functioning brain in one fell swoop
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:41 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUltrX-ICew Night Court is actually the best sitcom.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:44 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6xuejuPlCs God drat, this is some GOOD poo poo!
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:01 |
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the only funny sitcom. All of the others are varying degrees of poo poo. Sunny is what Seinfeld was trying to be, but they only really pulled it off in a few episodes. Almost every episode of Sunny is comic gold.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:50 |
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i don't know what the gently caress else you guys have been posting about because Small Wonder existed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukSvjqwJixw
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 04:26 |
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The League is the best ever.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 04:45 |
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naem posted:"Which Friends character are you most like?" I ask my date. I'm a witty guy who uses humour as a disarming mechanism (and, some might say, as a tool to masking my crippling insecurity), so I'd most likely be Chandler. But I'm smart like a scientist, so I could also be Ross. Finally, I'm klutzy and adorable--just like a Golden Retriever--so there are certainly hints of Joey inside of me. "I'm basically Chandler, Ross, and Joey." I loudly proclaim this fact, because confidence is an aphrodisiac. I always read this post all the way through every time. It is and always wll be a masterpiece
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:00 |
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Guancho posted:The League is the best ever. yobogoya Al Borland posted:holy poo poo I need to watch Father Ted right now. father ted is formulaic/predictable as hell and has some really weird unsettling jokes in the middle of it all (father jack is honestly too gross to be funny in several episodes) but it is a good show overall. i like the one where they enter the eurovision song contest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg also father dougal being a dumbass is always funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh5kZ4uIUC0
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:02 |
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Something similar mes. Wonder th ough what its like to be the au th or. To know that nothing you ever write will surpass that post. To know its all downhill. The keystrokea must turn to ashes at his touch
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:03 |
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Growing Pains. My sister made me watch that poo poo with her.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:23 |
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My rear end stinks like poo poo.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:03 |
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Nathilus posted:TWENTY FIRST CENTURY TO FERANON COME IN FERANON STOP
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:09 |
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newsradio owned jimmy James (the man so nice they named him twice) might be Stephen root's best character
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:04 |
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CannonFodder posted:OK, how about "That's My Bush" that is acceptably current and in keeping with the public zeitgeist.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:56 |
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In case you guys didn't know they made a Girl Meets World heh
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:50 |
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modern family actually has a laughtrack theyve just never had to use it
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:51 |
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Christoff posted:In case you guys didn't know they made a Girl Meets World heh Am I wrong or is "Boy meets world" the one where the lead child actor went thru puberty between seasons and went from a skinny nerd boy to a bulked man that towered over the bully of the show and would have handed him his rear end without breaking a sweat?
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 09:46 |
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Sitcoms are almost universally bad but there are perhaps a few comedy dramas which are borderline sitcoms which are good. But for worst I'd probably have to vote Big Bang Theory or Mrs Brown's Boys
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 09:49 |
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Saved By The Bell was a good show. And Clarissa Explains It All. Think outside the box here people. As far as the worst? Caroline In The City was pretty terrible.
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