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Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Women only feel the first two inches anyway.

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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


i have an 8 inch wang


:nws: http://i.imgur.com/z6mqYEc.jpg

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Kitchner posted:

Women only feel the first two inches anyway.

After which the knock out drugs take effect.

homercles
Feb 14, 2010


that's a big black wang

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
That sucks OP, my friend's dick is like 9 or 10 inches and he tells me he can't get it all the way in and that girls always say it hurts too much and it's not a great time really.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Moridin920 posted:

That sucks OP, my friend's dick is like 9 or 10 inches and he tells me he can't get it all the way in and that girls always say it hurts too much and it's not a great time really.

its me, i am the friend

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Moridin920 posted:

That sucks OP, my friend's dick is like 9 or 10 inches and he tells me he can't get it all the way in and that girls always say it hurts too much and it's not a great time really.

fyi some gay guys see a big dick as a challenge ;)

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
my dead gay son says that you're full of poo poo op.

naem
May 29, 2011

Moridin920 posted:

That sucks OP, my friend's dick is like 9 or 10 inches and he tells me he can't get it all the way in and that girls always say it hurts too much and it's not a great time really.

samb

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

plain blue jacket posted:

fyi some gay guys see a big dick as a challenge ;)

some girls love it too, but I'm saying on average he can't get it all the way in

and if you can't go balls deep then that just sucks imo

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
im working on my 10+ cert atm, got a group project on gourds and then the final

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Yah, ride that cock. :pervert:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Hey OP, the dick isn't supposed to be measured from the knee cap up.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Pawn 17 posted:

Hey OP, the dick isn't supposed to be measured from the knee cap up.

Wait hold up

are dicks supposed to have knees?

crazkylo
Dec 20, 2008

Set the world aflame!
Ever pass out when you get an erection?

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Quickscope420dad posted:

Wait hold up

are dicks supposed to have knees?

doesn't yours bend 90 degrees in the middle? that's too bad, chicks dig that

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Idiot Syncratic posted:

doesn't yours bend 90 degrees in the middle? that's too bad, chicks dig that

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

My cock is 38 inches long when measured from the point between my shoulder blades.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
My inch is 11+ cocks

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I'm just girthy enough (like 3/4 a cm) that normal condoms suck so I'm forced into the wretched market that is "large"

Naturalamb condoms are still the best. As wide as magnums too.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
My ovary tickler is twelve inches thick and well manicured.

Interstitial Abs
Jul 11, 2008

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I'm just girthy enough (like 3/4 a cm)

that doesn't sound too girthy to me. Are you sure you are converting to the King's English correctly?

For example: My cock is a hogshead in magnitude and a furlong in velocity.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Interstitial Abs posted:

that doesn't sound too girthy to me. Are you sure you are converting to the King's English correctly?

For example: My cock is a hogshead in magnitude and a furlong in velocity.



Dude, get tested.

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Idiot Syncratic posted:

doesn't yours bend 90 degrees in the middle? that's too bad, chicks dig that
:nws: drat right

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