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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Cleveland and Minnesota t:mad:

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Pretty sure I fall into a third category.

Mostly right?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
:siren: Finished :siren:

Name/Best case scenario/Worst case scenario
Pron.on.vhs / -2 / -36
KingHK / -1 / DQ
Chich / -7 / DQ
Shath / 0 / DQ
Volk / 10 / 0
Slipup / 5 / -26
Lord WBeard / DQ / DQ
Chris James / -3 / -24
Kettle / 18 / -10
Blitz N O P E
Davo N O P E
Knyteguy 7 / -30
Darth Brooks / 10 / DQ
Benne / 14 / -22
sirtommy / 9 /-56
wilderthan 5 / -34
Felter / 17 / -24
Hughesta / 20 / 0
Puppy Bowl N O P E
human being guy / 26 / -4
Cavauro / 16 / -12
Fenrir / 9 / -22
McStabby / 4 / DQ
chillichamp / 8 / -48
dupa / 0 / -26
Thad Large / 12 / -24
Marsh Pus / 20 / 0
turbomoose / 28 / -10
Top Hats / -4 / -46
cucka / 3 / -26
Rogue Ele / 5 / -34
Y'all Ham / 20 / 0
Christ Psu / 1 / -38
13yo girls / 2 / -24
Eifert Posting N O P E
axeil / 1 / DQ
Mind Taker / 8 / -36
Burger T / 5 / -26
Elehead / -5 / DQ
Blarf / 11 / -44
Spencer N O P E
jryan N O P E
Athanatos / 11 / -12
Abugadu / 16 / -12
FooF / 4 / -22
Nibbler / -2 / -36
Randallteal / 5 / -24
Woodrow / 6 / -46
Ginger BB / 15 / -18
Wandler20 / 7 / -24
Andio N O P E
Adar / 2 / -24
Jimong5 N O P E
Flou / 1 / -46
Whirlwind J N O P E
OxySnake N O P E

Players with 15 or more points as BCS are bolded.

If it isn't obvious, best case is if all your teams lose out. Worst is the opposite. Calculating this is tedious so some got a N O P E if they're thoroughly out of the running.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Dec 9, 2014

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
In the hunt!

Ginger Beer Belly posted:

Redskins
Raiders
Titans
Jaguars
Steelers
Best Case: 15

Cavauro posted:

Tennessee Titans
Cleveland Browns
Jacksonville Jaguars
Oakland Raiders
BC: 16

Abugadu posted:

Jaguars
Titans
Browns
Raiders
BC: 16


Felter Chesthard posted:

Titans
Raiders
Jaguars
Vikings
Falcons
Bills
Redskins
BC: 17

KettleWL posted:

Oakland
Jacksonville
Tampa Bay
Minnesota
BC: 18

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Raiders
Jaguars
Titans
BC: 20

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Raiders
Jaguars
Bucs
BC: 20

hughesta posted:

Raiders
Jaguars
Jets
BC: 20

human being Guy posted:

[bold] Redskins [/bold]
Buccaneers
Jets
Jaguars
Titans
BC: 26

turbomoose posted:

Jets
Jaguars
Vikings
Raiders
Bucs
Titans
BC 28 goddamn points


:siren: Bonus prize! :siren:

The person who scores the worst without getting disqualified will be mailed (I can't guarantee it will survive the mailing though, they are gung ho about stopping fakes) the most ridiculous jersey I can find from the Songtan Air Force Base. Think Hernandez Pats jersey or XXXXL Jamarcus Russel.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

axeil posted:

Mostly right?

The other thing.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Jersey bought. Only hint I'm giving is it's a throwback.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

The next game is guessing who the jersey is.

Rod Smith
Jeff Blake
Howie Long
Mike Singletary
Elvis Grbac

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized
Ryan Leaf
Ron Mexico
OJ Simpson
He Hate Me

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

tanglewood1420 posted:

Ryan Leaf
Ron Mexico
OJ Simpson
He Hate Me

I wouldn't give any of these away.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Tebow is a throwback at this point right

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Gonna do an effort post soon. That said:



For first place:

F Guy: 20 points
WAS
TB
NYJ
JAX
TEN

TurboMoose: 20 points
NYJ
JAX
MIN
OAK
TB
TEN

Big ol Marsh Pussy, Do y'all want a ham and Kettle are in the running for third place.

and more importantly:

:siren: THE JERSEY BOWL! :siren:

jryan has a whopping -32 points. that's almost double the next contestant. However, one of his selections is San Diego. If San Diego wins he busts due to their playoff berth. If San Diego loses and baltimore wins he wins the

MYSTERY JERSEY

If he busts the next in line are chilichamp with -16 and Whirlwind Jones with -15. Chili can bust as well with a Carolina win, but Whirlwind jones can not bust.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I haven't forgotten about this, just in the middle of a job hunt. I'll have everything sorted by Monday except for shipping jersey(s).

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
drat so close! Thanks for this.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
First place: human being guy, 19 points

human being Guy posted:

[bold] Redskins [/bold]
Buccaneers
Jets
Jaguars
Titans


Second place: Turbomoose, 16 points

turbomoose posted:

Jets
Jaguars
Vikings
Raiders
Bucs
Titans


Third: TIE!

Ham, 12 points

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Raiders
Jaguars
Titans


Marsh, 12 points

KettleWL posted:

Oakland
Jacksonville
Tampa Bay
Minnesota


The winner of the Fitzmagic award for surprising survivability is:

jryan, -6984 points.

I have a spare jersey and I've decided to include it in the contest. Runner up and winner of the jersey my cousin didn't want:

Whirlwind Jones (Chilli busted with Carolina)

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Feb 9, 2015

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
:siren: Participant action required! :siren:

1st place winner :siren: human being guy :siren:
You need to name a charity and a name that isn't human being guy. I'm not sending 20 dollars care of human being guy to doctors without borders.

3rd place winners :siren: Ham and Kettle :siren:
Normally I'd just get you both an av cert, but I'm currently looking for work. We need a tiebreaker. If you want the cert, illustrate the lowest ever moment of your team IN A GAME. No stick figures, and must be intelligible. A third party will judge. You can also concede if you're no fun.

:siren: jryan and Whirlwind Jones :siren:
E-mail me your address. litvinov.s-------.b--------@gmail.com Second two words are the same as the title to Star Wars #5.
I need a :toxx: saying you'll post a pic of yourself in the jersey in the N/V thread. Face/head can be obscured. If you like you can say your teams in the thread. If one of you roots for a relevant team that'll affect who gets what.





Some of these guys (jryan) aren't TFF regs. I don't have PMs. If you recognize these guys from another subforum tell them they need to get their rear end in here.

KettleWL
Dec 28, 2010

Eifert Posting posted:

Normally I'd just get you both an av cert, but I'm currently looking for work. We need a tiebreaker. If you want the cert, illustrate the lowest ever moment of your team IN A GAME. No stick figures, and must be intelligible. A third party will judge. You can also concede if you're no fun.

For my part I say toss the money in with the MSF donation, but if Ham wants to fight I'll illustrate the poo poo out of primetime andy.

Unless you mean all time low, but honestly I've only been a Bengals fan for 12 years, so that limits me to the Steelers wild card game and I don't want to relive that moment for any reason.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Eifert Posting posted:

3rd place winners :siren: Ham and Kettle :siren:
Normally I'd just get you both an av cert, but I'm currently looking for work. We need a tiebreaker. If you want the cert, illustrate the lowest ever moment of your team IN A GAME. No stick figures, and must be intelligible. A third party will judge. You can also concede if you're no fun.
What's the deadline?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Meh. The longer you take the more likely I'm employed by the time you finish.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

KettleWL posted:

For my part I say toss the money in with the MSF donation, but if Ham wants to fight I'll illustrate the poo poo out of primetime andy.

Unless you mean all time low, but honestly I've only been a Bengals fan for 12 years, so that limits me to the Steelers wild card game and I don't want to relive that moment for any reason.

Just do a comic with the scoreboard of every Bengals playoff game over the past few years and I think you'll win.




Unless Ham counters with "CONTENT MISSING" for the Browns.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I'll try to come up with something this weekend :D

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I can't believe I didn't sign up for this.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I never got around to drawing something and it's looking like I won't have the time to anytime soon. Kettle mentioned something earlier about splitting a donation, otherwise I concede :o:

vv :respek:

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Feb 19, 2015

KettleWL
Dec 28, 2010

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Kettle mentioned something earlier about splitting a donation, otherwise I concede :o:

That'd be my preference. Donate it to MSFalong with the rest if the money you're giving. But do it in the name of DO YALL WANT A Kettle imo

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Goddamned Eagles caused me to get DQ by sucking. I should have bolded them instead.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I'll double it since it's to a charity. Still waiting to hear from the other contestants but I'll try to get the donation in this weekend.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
I'll send you some info shortly. Can't believe I actually won (lost) something!

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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:backtowork:
So close...if only the Jets were worse. I guess there's always next year.

Edit: oh it looks like I won something? Can I get archives?

turbomoose fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Feb 23, 2015

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Bought. E-mail me something.

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
\
:backtowork:

Eifert Posting posted:

Bought. E-mail me something.

what's your email address?

alternatively here's mine: Go Pats!

Edit: Thanks!

turbomoose fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Feb 27, 2015

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
yup

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Whirlwind Jones I need your deets. Litvinov.strikes.back gmail

Jryan has until Fri to contact me. If not I'll send his jersey to the next in line.

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