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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I teach English in a Korean elementary school. As a semester review project I set aside a class where they could work on a poster using any phrase they learned so far in the year. I maintain a very loose class and encourage them to be creative. Most of the time it results in interesting new phrases and teaching opportunities. Sometimes it backfires, like this: :nws:


This is a contest for a small bonus prize. This is not for a grade and will in no way affect their academics. Some of you may remember "This Cat is wizard." It's the same exact deal, but with younger kids. These were all made by Korean fourth graders.

For each class I'd like you to pick a first and second place entrant for "most creative English" and "Best art." You can pick your winners however you like. I'll give each class about five days and then we can vote for best overall from each class. We'll start with class one.


Class 1:

1


2


3


4


5


6


7


8


9


10





Sample Vote:

Most creative English:
1st. 26
2nd. 42

Best art:
1st. 63
2nd. -9

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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
5 and 9 would fit right in in america.

10 would be deported within a week. (but had best art imo)

2 was my favorite

9 and 7 were the best English imo (or at least most effort)

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
#1 should have been "Don't Kiss, Just Post" w/ a drawing of byob in the background

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
Also why the gently caress did you teach your kids "Dont eat pizza"

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

Also why the gently caress did you teach your kids "Dont eat pizza"

I taught them to use don't with simple verbs, and that they can add a noun to specify if they like. Ideally they know about 30 simple present verbs. In situations where they don't know the verb I taught them to use "Don't do that."


For example, the kids I teach don't know the verb: "shitpost." They would probably just say "Don't do that."

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice


This one is easily the best.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
3 is definitely the best art.

1 with its wise advice of don't kiss lips, kiss the x men is great english.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

best art is 3
best english is 5

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
buy them all accounts restricted to FYAD they'd fit right in

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
#8 is the best because it says don't run and those people are clearly farting

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



I wore the wizard cat as an avatar so I've got nothing but love for these threads.

Let's fight wins both from me, too funny

Corvus corone
Oct 14, 2012
best art: 3
best english: 5

what the hell is going on in 6?

edit - OOPS, forgot second places

2nd best art: 9
2nd best english: 7

Corvus corone fucked around with this message at 11:04 on Aug 1, 2014

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
best art is 3

best English is 7 -

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I hope I can one day grow up to be a Korean child :allears:

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Corvus corone posted:


what the hell is going on in 6?

If I remember right they were going to draw a fire but they were dicking around too much and ran out of time.

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

Most creative English:
1st. 7
2nd. 5

Best art:
1st. 3
2nd. 7

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I hope the OP gets deported when he gets caught loving the wrong ajuma prostitute.

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
best art


most cvreative


ok bye

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
tell them to kill themselves they draw like they are 5 years old.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Best art 9

Most creative 7

thank you for your consideration

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Best art:

1st 5 (has a good concept of 3D with their bowls plates etc)
2nd 7 good but not quite as good as 5

Honorary mention: 3 it made me laugh a lot

Best use of english:

1st 3
2nd 5 (accurate depiction of boxing I think.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
hell yeah


english: 7
art: 3

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Best art
#3
#7

Most creative English
#3
#5

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:



This one is easily the best.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
4 is delightful

the expressions on the kids face as they have to walk

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Yes I concur

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

Creative English:
1st. 5
2nd. 6

Best art:
1st. 3
2nd. 10

Let's fight!!

QCIC
Feb 10, 2011

die Stimme der Energie
English: 7, 5
Art: 5, 6

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



english: 7
art: 9

honestly though i think 10 is the real winner here

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

poster 3 should win everything
your poster prizes, an Oscar, an Olympics gold medal

astr0man
Feb 21, 2007

hollyeo deuroga
Best english
5
7

Best art
3
9

www
Aug 4, 2010

i think they are all winners

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
why the gently caress are you teaching koreans not to eat pizza, you monster

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
reporting you to the embassy for treachery

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


you should do activities with your kids where you cheer and celebrate at the deaths of japanese peopple, i think it'd be a big hit

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008

4 is smart and should b rewarded

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
Best Art:
3
9

Most creative english considering they're all 4th graders:
5
7


Seriously the Let's fight one is the best and now I want to change my avatar.

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Willias
Sep 3, 2008
Best art:
3
7

Best english:
5
7

3's art is freakin' funny.

5 has the most unique english out of any of the pictures.

7 is funny on both fronts.

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