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http://www.somethingawful.com/news/overanalyze-pua-culture/ "Were you on the Senate Watergate Committee? Because you look like you could destroy a dick." Stocking this one away for clubbing this weekend, thanks 
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Chum Scandal posted:http://www.somethingawful.com/news/overanalyze-pua-culture/ That was the line that got me, too. It just kind of jumped out at me.
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Aug 1, 2014 23:32
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The deeper analysis of the hunter line was really great.
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Aug 2, 2014 08:32
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All great tips. Jotting these down to read off next time I leave the comfort of my shut in apartment.
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Aug 4, 2014 00:08
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I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
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Aug 5, 2014 02:41
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I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
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Aug 5, 2014 02:42
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"How much does a polar bear weigh?" it may seem like an irrelevant question, but due to the effects of climate change, more and more of the polar bears' natural habitat is melting. It is increasingly the case that, where once polar bears walked on solid ground, their bulk is now sufficient to break through the thinning arctic ice, and also provide a topic of discussion suitable for initiating conversation with strangers.
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Aug 18, 2014 20:10
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drat, if being sexy were a crime, that would imply a radically different social structure than the one with which we are currently familiar. I can only imagine the nightmarish, totalitarian society that would enact laws against a general configuration of phenotypes. Physical attractiveness being subjective, it is easy to envision broad discretionary powers being exercised by agents of the law to enforce their grim duty. Hopefully, the penalties for being sexy in such a society would be light, because you would be guilty as charged.
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Aug 18, 2014 21:23
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There exists in many cultures in the afterlife a location that, if one has lived a righteous life worthy of this place, they may find themselves denizens of such a utopia. Within this place of perfection there reside permanent citizens of the Garden of Eternal Rewards, one of which may or not have been reported missing to the pertinent authorities. I could not help but notice the fact that you resemble such a person? Heaven must be missing an angel. Yeah, I know- "get out more!" "Stop huffing gasoline!" Whatever.
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Aug 28, 2014 19:19
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quote:Was your daddy a thief? This may seem logistically implausible, but he must have stolen the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes. Although, to reiterate, this seems unlikely now that I've verbalized it because if he condensed reacting stellar matter into your eyes, let along bringing stars to the surface of the earth, we would all be evaporated by heat. Your heat. Coming off that bod. I just successfully used this in real life! 
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Oct 5, 2014 21:57
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im really cool and good looking, want to gently caress my penis? haha "j.k." im going to murder you... woops... i mean i would like to get know you better and then have sex.. haha i mean gently caress you in a m,,,,,ummmm just sant to see your pussy holy poo poo sorry im really drunk hcan i poo poo in oyur mouth heeeyooooo goottta go lol "lol"
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Oct 7, 2014 04:04
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quote:Hey baby, I hope you like hot dogs, because I want to put my meat between your buns. I'm saving this one for later use.
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Nov 10, 2014 21:01
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Are you a classical work of art? Because when I see you it gets hard to breathe and I'm overcome with a sense of the vastness and timelessness of Art itself and I pee a little it's a real condition look it up
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Nov 10, 2014 22:20
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If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you, rather than being offended by what could be construed as crass objectification, take it as a genuine compliment of the effort you put into maintaining your figure, which demonstrates an admirable willpower and strong work ethic that would translate well to your professional life? Obviously that's a bit of an assumption, as it's entirely possible that you're simply vapid, but of course that itself is an assumption, and one that, were it what I assumed of every woman I'm attracted to, would be an indicator of seething misogyny. In any case, I can know nothing about your personality until I talk to you, and yet I have chosen to attempt to begin a conversation with you by complimenting you, but obviously I couldn't give you a truly meaningful compliment such as "you're a warm, caring person" or "you have a way of making topics that I normally find unbearably dull to be incredibly fascinating" or "you have something special to offer the world and you should never let anyone tell you otherwise" as those heartfelt statements are reserved for people that have said words to me. Anyway do you wanna do that dance that's just you rubbing your rear end against my crotch?
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Nov 12, 2014 02:09
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I actually think the last one in the article is genuinely sweet.
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Nov 12, 2014 16:34
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Chum Scandal posted:http://www.somethingawful.com/news/overanalyze-pua-culture/ "Are you Gerald Ford? Because you look like you could get a dick off."
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Nov 15, 2014 00:27
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Hi, I wanted to ask you if it hurt when you fell from heaven or something but I thought about it for a while and don't ever remember seeing a real pick-up line being used successfully. Like it's mostly a thing of parody, you know? Then I spent like eight minutes wondering what the best way to come talk to you was and felt pretty good about asking you if I could buy you a drink but isn't that just a totally cliched gender-role thing? Like a girl could only like someone who has bought her something, I mean how many pretty girls only go out because they know they can get free stuff now. My friend said to just come talk to you like it's so easy like in his mind there are only three or four things that could possibly come out of my mouth and each of them is highly likely to work but I don't think he knew how complicated it can really be I mean I was just standing behind you for like a full minute before I thought of anything to say at all. Sorry I'll go now but you are really pretty ok I'll go
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Dec 1, 2014 01:29
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Hey, I just met you, and this might seem like the act of a mentally unstable person, but here's my personal telephone number. This is actually a pretty serious piece of personally identifiable information with significant ramifications for the security of my identity. So, maybe you'll call me, but you're more likely to throw my number out or use it maliciously. If you do choose to contact me, you're more likely to text than call as that is a more casual form of contact that many people are more comfortable with.
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Dec 1, 2014 22:05
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Girl, if I told you that you had a hot body, would you hold it against me? I realize the patriarchy has caused untold amounts of damage to women everywhere and that the objectification of the female form is one of the most noted and common examples of oppression in our society, but if I hypothetically did say that, would you bear a grudge against me for it?
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Dec 5, 2014 23:34
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Nevermind. Wrong Place.
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Applewhite posted:"How much does a polar bear weigh?" it may seem like an irrelevant question, but due to the effects of climate change, more and more of the polar bears' natural habitat is melting. It is increasingly the case that, where once polar bears walked on solid ground, their bulk is now sufficient to break through the thinning arctic ice, and also provide a topic of discussion suitable for initiating conversation with strangers. I'd totally go home with you-i'm a dude though, so no gay stuff except oral
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