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ach 'em construction work, y'know, to get a small town goin', live a day at a time? any goon muslims know? i need this for a science project
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why yes i play minecraft
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Aug 2, 2014 17:46
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Spacedad posted:why yes i play minecraft
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Aug 2, 2014 17:52
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a gay muslime, yeah right
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Aug 2, 2014 17:55
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There are no gay Muslims, in'shallah.
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Aug 2, 2014 18:09
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then who did LF buy trousers for
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Aug 2, 2014 18:11
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darkwasthenight posted:There are no gay Muslims, in'shallah.
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Given that you're supposed to be moral, sexually, in islam I'm still kinda confused why martyrs get 72 women to rape and debase in paradise. Oh what's that I'm incapable of understanding nuance and imagery in religious philosophy and also I love watching cars drive in circles for hours while screaming for Jesus to rapture me?
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Big Beef City posted:Given that you're supposed to be moral, sexually, in islam I'm still kinda confused why martyrs get 72 women to rape and debase in paradise.
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Aug 2, 2014 18:20
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I dunno. Six dozen calista flockharts isn't a great motivator.
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Aug 2, 2014 18:23
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Cardiovorax posted:They don't. They get "houris", which are kind of like angels (of either sex) except they are transparent and you can see their bones. Yes, really.
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Aug 2, 2014 18:24
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Cardiovorax posted:They don't. They get "houris", which are kind of like angels (of either sex) except they are transparent and you can see their bones. Yes, really. Would.
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Cardiovorax posted:They don't. They get "houris", which are kind of like angels (of either sex) except they are transparent and you can see their bones. Yes, really. lol if you google "houris" it tells you the time
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Aug 2, 2014 18:31
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can u still bone the skeleton angels????
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Aug 2, 2014 18:32
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Big Beef City posted:can u still bone the skeleton angels???? yeah and do i get to see my slanger go in and out of em since theyre transparent?? that only adds to the experience
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Aug 2, 2014 18:33
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rubbin' one off to a femur, brb
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Aug 3, 2014 00:02
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this muslim thing sounds p good so far any cons to all this
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Aug 3, 2014 00:12
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everyone, lets try to be more culturally sensitive tia
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Spacedad posted:why yes i play minecraft replace minecraft with dota and it might have been how I answered this post
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Aug 3, 2014 00:17
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Cardiovorax posted:They don't. They get "houris", which are kind of like angels (of either sex) except they are transparent and you can see their bones. Yes, really. lol so after you jizz in them you can see it just kinda like hanging there in midair? thats wicked crazy bro
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Aug 3, 2014 00:21
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Yeah I wasn't really into the whole 72 virgin thing until I read the transparent bone angel part, why don't Imams advertise this more its a huge selling point imo
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supposedly they also do not have bodily excretions, so i guess you would get the meanest friction burn.
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Cardiovorax posted:supposedly they also do not have bodily excretions, so i guess you would get the meanest friction burn. Allah provides KY-jelly. In'shallah
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Cardiovorax posted:supposedly they also do not have bodily excretions, so i guess you would get the meanest friction burn. this is the dumbest thing I have read in a while. Thanks for that.
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Aug 3, 2014 00:55
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my pleasure
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Aug 3, 2014 00:58
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Spacedad posted:why yes i play minecraft 
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like that was a surprise. 
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who cares, jews are supposed to get like 2800 slaves for each jew which is a way better deal then 72
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Nation posted:this muslim thing sounds p good so far It's a pyramid scheme where almost all young men have to attempt to suicide attack foreign countries in a religious fervor while the top 1% get to have multiple wives and all the money so it depends which part of that equation you are in
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Aug 3, 2014 01:09
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quakster posted:schrödinger's fag mods. *looks to the left* mods. *looks to the right, then looks right at the camera and smiles impishly* you know what to do.
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Someguy posted:who cares, jews are supposed to get like 2800 slaves for each jew which is a way better deal then 72 what book is that in?
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Aug 3, 2014 01:10
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:what book is that in? the talmud or torah or whatever Zohar, Toldoth Noah 63b When the Messiah comes every Jew will have 2800 slaves.
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Aug 3, 2014 01:12
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Someguy posted:the talmud or torah or whatever quotes or it didn't happen. The Torah is free online.
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Someguy posted:the talmud or torah or whatever so how do they deal with leviticus 25:10 after the messiah comes around
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