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When I fart around my 2 year old and he asks me what that sound was, I send him looking for what made it. This occupies him for at least half an hour and entertains the hell out of me.
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I fart constantly I eat 8-12 eggas throughout the day and I am just foul
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Aug 4, 2014 02:56
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I like to fart off ladders at job sites and I imagine the trenches of ww1 as the wave of stench hits my coworkers
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Aug 4, 2014 03:22
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mookface posted:I fart constantly I eat 8-12 eggas throughout the day and I am just foul i sometimes eat 4-8 eggs a day and am surprised im not a walking stinkbomb
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Aug 4, 2014 03:27
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why are you people eating that many eggs
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Aug 4, 2014 03:38
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I throw away the yolks though so that might help and I do because they're free and delicious and good lean protein
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Aug 4, 2014 03:41
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mookface posted:I throw away the yolks though so that might help and I do because they're free and delicious and good lean protein please stop eating my eggs
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Aug 4, 2014 03:43
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Business Gorillas posted:please stop eating my eggs I will make you a deal you can have the yolks and the half of the shells but I am firm on this
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Aug 4, 2014 03:45
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Fandyien posted:why are you people eating that many eggs theye a very versatile food & require minimal effort to cook my go to breakfast has been to take some corn tortillas & lightly fry them in some oil and then throw some onion/tomato/eggs at it kind of a meatless chilaquiles mashup i guess. idk, its pretty good and keeps me going until lunch but its light enough that i can ride my bike to work without any discomfort
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Aug 4, 2014 03:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt22XnfPjz0&t=17s
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Aug 4, 2014 04:03
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I like to squeeze my cheeks together so the fart either goes up to the top of my crack or even better from under the balls. Feels good Can somebody please make fart suit man my av tia
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Aug 4, 2014 04:11
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i came, thanks for the night peeps.
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Aug 4, 2014 05:03
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Jose Oquendo posted:trying that in the morning.
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Aug 4, 2014 23:43
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Pretty much how I spend my free time when I'm at home. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJnN91BDGXc&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DsJnN91BDGXc&has_verified=1
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Aug 5, 2014 00:19
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 This is my daily egg consumption excluding breakfast at which I eat three more
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Aug 5, 2014 00:40
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Yesterday, I was walking outside and I was ready to let out a pretty big fart, being alone and having just eaten some chili. I saw a gorgeous, big blue butterfly fluttering around. It was at rear end-level, and a wicked idea incepted in my brain. I turned around and farted right on that beautiful butterfly.
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Aug 5, 2014 00:40
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Eat the eggs mooks
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Aug 5, 2014 00:41
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whoflungpoop posted:howd it go? pretty good until a little poo came out.
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Aug 5, 2014 01:48
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never trust an elf posted:Eat the eggs mooks Will do
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Aug 5, 2014 01:52
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mookface posted:Will doo
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Aug 5, 2014 02:03
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i like to fart on escalators when there's a bunch of people behind me. it's like a conga line of people being grossed out by my buttfunk.
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Aug 5, 2014 02:06
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I often fart on my six year old son. He enjoys it. His mother does not enjoy it.
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