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Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Fandyien posted:

i was in the woods and i felt a spirit enter me

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
If you want to see aliens or ghosts, do the following:

1. Go out to a rural area where no one is around.
2. Bring no recording technology of any kind.
3. Get drunk.
4. Wait. They will come.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

I'd probably extend the antenna on my cellular phone and scream WHERE IS SHE??! into it until I got picked up for disorderly conduct.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


can ghosts teabag the living?

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007

Palpek posted:

can ghosts teabag the living?

Only after they cover their face in ectoplasm.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Palpek posted:

can ghosts teabag the living?
only children, according to ghost dad rules

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

cher would start playing and i'd smell fumigants before passing out

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

SplitSoul posted:

cher would start playing and i'd smell fumigants before passing out

thats my fav episode fyi

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I'd probably die in some sort of way that reinforced one agent's belief in the supernatural and paranormal while at the same time evoking incredulous scepticism in another. Hopefully they're both hot as hell as well.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

ilikedirt posted:

thats my fav episode fyi

it's real loving weird how they're all, "oh, the dude raped a bunch of women? but he's a genetic freak so let's just take him to a cher concert instead, nbd"

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i have homosexual poops

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

About halfway through the first page of posts, the Xfiles theme started playing in my mind and I hadn't consciously thought of that in who knows how many years.

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

TheJoker138 posted:

What kind of X-Files poo poo? Like, Mulder at home looking at porn and jerking it, or the fluke man coming out of my toilet and ripping out my rear end in a top hat? Cause I'm pretty sure one of those two things is pretty likely to happen to me sometime tonight.

b..b.bending man??

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

ilikedirt posted:

thats my fav episode fyi

what ep

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
nobody can actually disprove the existence of the bendyman scully. in fact, all evidence points to a contrary conclusion. throughout all cultures, all human history, there have been myths of the slenderman. i do not think they are myths

mulder, creepypasta is not a reliable resource

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


"scully look at this..." *points at dead goon*

"oh my god"


"do you know what this means? it's the punxsutawney blob monster! scully, I always hoped it existed."

"mulder, i'm not sure....."

"it's a blob, isn't it?"

"well yes, but a 'blob monster'? nothing in the medical literature supports something like that, it's biologically impossible!"

"it's hideous! and that smell..."

"mulder, i'll have to do any autopsy to be sure, but maybe this is some sort of dead decaying whale or something."

"a dead whale? this far from the ocean?"

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
i would probably just look at it wearily

naem
May 29, 2011

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Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

SplitSoul posted:

cher would start playing and i'd smell fumigants before passing out

noice. hit memory lane with this one

if Tooms didn't get me, i'm certain i'd be compelled to brutally kill myself by a demonic doll. just a feeling i get

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