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redshirt posted:Are you retarded? sorry? What do you mean?
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 01:28 |
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The former CEO of Pets.com
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 01:34 |
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Not Nipsy Russell posted:Let's make sure to invite Samuel Pepys, Restoration diarist famous for daily observations on civil war era England, and also for spending a lot of time under his housemaids' (yes, plural) skirts sniffing around. Oh, and raising a yearly toast to his excised kidney stone in a jar. Yeah, I'd drink with him. Yeah, Pepys is in. Let's invite Peter O'Toole as well, you know he'd have been a blast to drink with
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 01:34 |
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Hank Hill or John Ashcroft
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 01:39 |
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I don't know, op, but hopefully my choice would reflect my rarefied tastes in famous folks and the meeting itself would be something to lord over my friends
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 01:40 |
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Stephen Hawking. I'd put it in his hand, cap on, and loving laugh as his eyes burnt holes through my gradually more inebriated head.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 04:50 |
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andre the giant
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 04:52 |
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Daedra posted:andre the giant RIP Daedra
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 04:58 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Emperor Claudius was going to post "Caligula" (or Norm MacDonald) but on second thought, yeah, you are correct, go with claw-claw. Also Andre the Giant is an excellent choice: http://www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 07:01 |
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Bill Clinton or Richard Branson. Australian option: David Boon or Bob Hawke.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 07:05 |
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fatty arbuckle
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 07:07 |
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Nero.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 07:09 |
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Hitler, then I would have sex with him
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 07:15 |
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I'd go back in time to the set of Popeye and meet Robin Williams in character.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 07:18 |
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Robbie Fowler posted:Bill Clinton or Richard Branson. Yeah I was gonna say bob hawke. Get some beer drinking advice off him
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 08:19 |
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Richard Dawkins. Then I'd slip a roofie into the beer, rape him, wait till he sobered up, and then rape him again with a knife to his throat. Afterwards I'd ask him which rape was worse.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 08:23 |
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Duncan . . . coz Duncan's me mate!
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 08:24 |
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brylcreem posted:Richard Dawkins.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 08:25 |
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Crow Jane posted:That would be James Joyce. James Joyce is my choice. Dude's loving nuts in a fun sort of way. Most poets were just balls of depressive angst, but Joyce is the kind of guy you can bar hop all night with and then pick up women for crazy kinky group sex.
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 15:48 |
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Hitler doesn't speak English. Have fun drinking those beers in awkward silence.
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 16:40 |
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I like to drink alone.
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 16:44 |
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Oliver Reed, just for that horrible thrill of waking up not knowing where i am or what i'm covered in.
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 16:48 |
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Living: Lemmy Dead: Bonn Scott Alcoholic rock stars always have the best stories.
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 17:05 |
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DeSade because i've always been morbidly curious exactly how much distance one can get when firing pregnant women out of cannons
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 15:40 |
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50 foot ant
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 15:42 |
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shane macgowan could i get drunk enough to understand him faster than he could get drunk enough to be completely indecipherable? bear in mind he surely has a much higher tolerance than me
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 16:53 |
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:shane macgowan If the book "A Drink with Shane MacGowan" is any indication, you'd spend the night getting blitzed while learning about Irish history and folklore, it'd probably be a good time. Or you could just read the book and not get distracted by his mouth
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 20:01 |
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Peter Cook and Micky Flanagan. Separately or together, I'm flexible.
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