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Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
nooo

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
here at GBS the women are men, and the men are fat

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Trixie Hardcore posted:

*staberind shifts uncomfortably in his seat*
"Duh, I knew that! I was making a j-joke!"
*lifts himself from the chair slightly, sweating profusely*

*Industrial. duh.

My chair is way comfortable, but its warm leatherette.

The only reason I would shift uncomfortably is with that occupying what little free space my rectum has.
Come to think of it, I dont know what the actual ettiquette is for shoving things up peoples arses on string.
Is it biggest/weirdest stuff first, or the other way around, inquiring minds what to know?

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
肉を十二インチがコナンの体中に口で入れた。

ZergRushing
Oct 1, 2004

would

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

*staberind shifts uncomfortably in his seat*
"Duh, I knew that! I was making a j-joke!"
*lifts himself from the chair slightly, sweating profusely*

staberind posted:

My chair is way comfortable, but its warm leatherette.

The only reason I would shift uncomfortably is with that occupying what little free space my rectum has.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

BigBadSteve posted:

I've jacked off I guess at least 3 times a day on average for decades. I'm not gonna measure that in 'kiddy pools.'

At least four and a half.


Cardiovorax posted:

so how about them sexual deviances. what hosed-up poo poo did you do today?

I calculated how many kiddie pools worth of ejaculate a goon had produced in his lifetime, excluding sex (lol).

Also, a girl slapped and spat on me and choked me ever-so-lightly. But that was yesterday.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

:fap:

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Daikatana, what is your favorite sexual position?

unresponsive anime waifu pillow

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

and it was at that point, on the Something Awful forums, that I first discovered my kink

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


gnarlyhotep posted:

and it was at that point, on the Something Awful forums, that I first discovered my kink

Conan O'Brien?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Ruggan posted:

Conan O'Brien?

I don't have to explain myself to you

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


gnarlyhotep posted:

I don't have to explain myself to you

But do you want to

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Ruggan posted:

But do you want to

what are you a loving psychologist

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


gnarlyhotep posted:

what are you a loving psychologist

I'm in finance / data science actually

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Ruggan posted:

I'm in finance / data science actually

meaning you must be the biggest sexual deviant ITT

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


VendaGoat posted:

meaning you must be the biggest sexual deviant ITT

Back to my hand coded excel vba macro sex adventure rpg

:huh: :awesome: :huh:

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
In the uk we have a group of people called sluts, they are mainly aged computery geeks, so, overly promiscous nerds, the guys are well, fairly normal, but the women are on some permanent "Quest for perv orgasm" stuff that made me blanche.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

staberind posted:

In the uk we have a group of people called sluts, they are mainly aged computery geeks, so, overly promiscous nerds, the guys are well, fairly normal, but the women are on some permanent "Quest for perv orgasm" stuff that made me blanche.

thanks for sharing

have what is probably a sex thing

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

oval office raja posted:

thanks for sharing

have what is probably a sex thing



You are quite welcome, anytime.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
British people seem to like wearing rubber quite a lot. But, like, not in the sense of "look at my sexy form-fitting rubber clothes" but more like in the sense of "holy gently caress I am wearing layers upon layers of rubber, why am I doing this"

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

oval office raja posted:

thanks for sharing

have what is probably a sex thing



I just blue myself.

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Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Maoist Pussy posted:

British people seem to like wearing rubber quite a lot. But, like, not in the sense of "look at my sexy form-fitting rubber clothes" but more like in the sense of "holy gently caress I am wearing layers upon layers of rubber, why am I doing this"

british people sure love their wellies

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