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Boxturret posted:does anyone have that post where a guy "securely" stores his bitcoins by smashing everything that he used at the end? or the guy who glued his ethernet port closed
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 10:17 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:09 |
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Just make sure to epoxy your wifi as well
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:16 |
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MORE CURLY FRIES posted:or the guy who glued his ethernet port closed I (obviously) remember that being part of the procedure, but I don't remember it being suggested that you glue the USB ports. I guess that must have been necessary to in order to prevent USB Ethernet/wifi, or just copying the keys onto flash? I should probably epoxy the floppy drive too right guys?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:22 |
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Bitcoin update: coworkers came in at noon the next day super hung over barely remembering the talk. I told them to keep their butts. had a perfect review and got a raise with half a year back pay so fuckit
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:36 |
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are butts still farting along?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:57 |
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Buttcoin purse posted:I (obviously) remember that being part of the procedure, but I don't remember it being suggested that you glue the USB ports. I guess that must have been necessary to in order to prevent USB Ethernet/wifi, or just copying the keys onto flash? I should probably epoxy the floppy drive too right guys? Naw, it's to prevent people from picking up usb drives loaded with malware off the ground and plugging them into computers it's actually a very effective attack vector, people cant help but shove things in holes
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 13:05 |
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Bitcoin: Where shoving things into holes may result in a virus that steals your butt.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 13:10 |
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Fib posted:Just make sure to epoxy your wifi as well pity theres no way to epoxy your fingers away from the post buttan
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 13:52 |
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Fib posted:Just make sure to epoxy your wifi as well its linux, the wifi doesnt work anyway
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 14:41 |
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Buttcoin purse posted:On an unrelated note, I know of someone who unplugs their PC because they think they can get viruses *through the power cord*. Fill the power socket with epoxy = your data is now very secure. a higher bandwidth transmission vector than badBIOS, and equally plausible
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 15:32 |
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:a higher bandwidth transmission vector than badBIOS, and equally plausible BadBIOS....but with bitcoin!!!!
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 15:41 |
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Buttcoin purse posted:I actually know about the internals of my computer, OS and security, but cbf'd explaining to my less skilled relatives how to encrypt their private data, let alone install Linux and which "hole" it is they're meant to fill with epoxy. Is encryption actually meant to be something that's easy for anyone to do? I've used TrueCrypt, it's not so hard, but I dunno if it's full of backdoors or whatever.. okay I don't care any more, I lost interest already, I'm just gonna use fiat and lock secure stuff in a physical thing that has a lock and key, gently caress it. OSX 10.10 suggest turning on File Vault encryption by default during setup so yes but I don't think I've ever seen a bitcoiner suggest using a Mac.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 15:55 |
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Remicks posted:BadBIOS....but with bitcoin!!!! did u know? fluoridated water-cooling is a statist plot to pollute the blockchain's precious cyberfluids
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 16:04 |
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:did u know? fluoridated water-cooling is a statist plot to pollute the blockchain's precious cyberfluids thats why i cool my mining rigs with rainwater and grain alcohol
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 16:06 |
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Exinos posted:Bitcoin: Where shoving things into holes may result in a virus that steals your butt. pos my bit hole
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 16:19 |
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Alan Smithee posted:*Monty Hall opens door revealing Goatse's outstretched anus* FrozenVent posted:*monty hall turns and bend over* i would watch this gameshow
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Jabor posted:The better game show analogy for this variant is Deal or No Deal - you pick your briefcase first, then open other briefcases at random. Suppose you've opened 38/40 briefcases, leaving the one you chose first and one other one, and the only prizes you haven't found are the highest and the lowest ones. What are the odds that the briefcase you chose first has the biggest prize? What about the odds that the briefcase you chose first has the lowest prize? ran through this thought experiment with 10 cases, and your odds of getting it right the first time are 1/10, your odds of getting to the last case, not picking it each time are 9/10 * 8/9 * 7/8 ... 2/3 which works out to 2/10 chance that you got in this situation that way, so you should still switch, even though the odds are not overwhelmingly in your favor like they would be in standard monty hall *RESUME REGULAR THREAD*
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 16:34 |
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flyboi posted:Bitcoin update: coworkers came in at noon the next day super hung over barely remembering the talk. I told them to keep their butts. had a perfect review and got a raise with half a year back pay so fuckit grats on being so rich you can refuse a 600 dollar newegg gift card
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 16:49 |
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flyboi wisely rejected the mark of the beast and will receive his reward in the blessed halls of heaven
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Remicks posted:thats why i cool my mining rigs with rainwater and grain alcohol Oh no but rain water has chemtrail in it!
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 17:07 |
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theflyingorc posted:so, uh *SKIP IF TIRED OF MONTY HALL CHAT* this is bad and you are bad
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 17:11 |
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theflyingorc posted:so, uh *SKIP IF TIRED OF MONTY HALL CHAT* nope. the 9/10... sequence includes sequences when you got it right the first time. it doesn't matter if you switch, which is the same result as monty hall if the host didn't know the right door and correctly guessed a bad door to open
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 17:19 |
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please pretend i wrote the name monty hall 4000 times because i'm on a phone and it would take a long time thanks
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 17:25 |
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Kiwi Ghost Chips posted:nope. the 9/10... sequence includes sequences when you got it right the first time.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 17:54 |
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 17:57 |
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theflyingorc posted:yeah, wrote down all possible iterations for 3 or 4 doors, the number where the prize was picked first is the same as the number where it's behind the final door, s'all good. i wrote down all possible iterations of your post and they were all bad
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 18:02 |
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Q: monte hall lets u choose from 3 doors. one door is goatse, one door is galtse, and one door is a plane ticket to see meet maria-teresa. whats the average amount of semen, in fractions of a load, u can expect to deposit on an underage brazillian girl?? A: zero. the maria-teresa plane is on a treadmill so it will never take off
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 18:29 |
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Has anyone said "the full monty hall...but with bitcoin" yet
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 18:32 |
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theflyingorc posted:pos my bit hole Sorry, gonna have to epoxy it shut for security reasons.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 18:33 |
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Remicks posted:Has anyone said "the full monty hall...but with bitcoin" yet you just did
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 18:35 |
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Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Oct 24, 2014 |
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Holy poo poo are you guys still taking about the monty hall thing
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you know what? gently caress it. start a new goddamn thread if it's really come to this.
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