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pseudodragon posted:If Sam Malone's pre-Cheers career counts, then Jimmy Dugan from A League of Their Own is a HOF masher at third, filling both these needs.
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I'd bench that Hobbs bum and put in The Whammer.
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R.D. Mangles posted:I'd bench that Hobbs bum and put in The Whammer. He struck out on three straight pitches to a mere farmboy at a carnival.
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R.D. Mangles posted:I'd bench that Hobbs bum and put in The Whammer. Look , if the Whammer was better than Hobbs, then the lady would've shot him instead.
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pseudodragon posted:Then Billy Chapel from For the Love of the Game fills a starting rotation spot. The prime version gets you an ace or the end of career movie version could still hold a middle/back of the rotation innings eater. He also fills the Coster spot since a movie/baseball crossover without Costner is wrong. Also, even at the end of his career, Billy Chapel has perfect game stuff. What about Sylvester Coddmeyer III? I mean, we only see him as a kid, but clearly he's being groomed for success by some high-powered mentors.
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OK, so the lineup looks like this: C Jake Taylor, Major League 1B Mr. Go, Mr. Go 2B Kelly Leak, Bad News Bears SS Henry Skrimshander, The Art of Fielding 3B Jimmy Dugan, A League of Their Own LF Worf, Son of Mogh, DS9: "Take Me Out To the Holosuite" CF Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez, The Sandlot RF Roy Hobbs, The Natural OF Stan Ross, Mr. 3000 IF Ricky Davis, Mr. Baseball (played by Frank Thomas!) SP Steve Nebraska, The Scout SP Nuke LaLoosh, Bull Durham SP Bily Chapel, For Love of the Game SP Sidd Finch, Sports Illustrated April Fools Joke RP Sam Malone, Cheers: "Now Pitching, Sam Malone" RP Kazuo Uzuki, 2008 Topps Baseball April Fools Joke RP Monty Brewster, Brewster's Millions SU Kenny Powers, Eastbound & Down CL Henry Rowengardner, Rookie of the Year Manager: Billy Heywood, Little Big League I'm back-and-forth at slotting in "movie version of Ty Cobb" at 2B, just because I don't think Kelly Leak can hit at the "imaginary all-stars" level. Shrecknet fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Aug 8, 2014 |
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Aug 8, 2014 05:06
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Sam Malone was a relief pitcher.
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Aug 8, 2014 05:09
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Mr. Go wasn't a position player. He was either the DH or he pinch hit, and it's probably a crime to include a man in place of a woman when the movie is about dames playing baseball. Vote Marla Hooch or Dottie. We should also have a tenth player on the field in the form of one of the angels from Angels in the Outfield.
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Aug 8, 2014 05:18
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Everblight posted:I'm back-and-forth at slotting in "movie version of Ty Cobb" at 2B, just because I don't think Kelly Leak can hit at the "imaginary all-stars" level. This also allows you to slot Walter Matthau in as the pitching coach which is a pretty good get.
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Aug 8, 2014 05:34
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Everblight posted:This all works except now you're starting Jackie Earl Haley in Bad News Bears at second, unless we're moving Benny Rodriguez in from CF. If there really isn't anyone else Tony Danza played 2nd in Who's the Boss. I don't remember them talking about whether he was any good, but at least he made the show before injuries turned him into a maid.
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Aug 8, 2014 05:35
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I don't know what position he played or why I remember this character at all, but Josh Exley of the X Files hit 61 homers for the Roswell Grays in 1947. Could be used for some pop off the bench I guess. He was an alien and all but no superpowers so he should be legal.
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Aug 8, 2014 05:37
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I wanna see the park effects on that poo poo.
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Aug 8, 2014 05:42
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Very disappointed that Ed has been dropped. He turned an unassisted triple play at third base for gently caress's sake.
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He had a very short amateur career, but is Edward Bloom good enough to make the team?
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Aug 8, 2014 11:59
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If you want to go with a 5 man rotation, you could fill it out with Henry Wiggen from Bang the Drum Slowly (et all) who was supposed to be a star pitcher.
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Aug 8, 2014 13:59
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 I agree about League of their Own. Dottie if we need a C, Marla Hooch if we need a 2B.
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Aug 8, 2014 14:18
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If you're taking a player from DS9, shouldn't it be Buck Bokai?
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Aug 8, 2014 14:43
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Buane posted:If you're taking a player from DS9, shouldn't it be Buck Bokai? Yesss
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Very disappointed that Ed has been dropped. He turned an unassisted triple play at third base for gently caress's sake. I firmly believe defenses don't really turn triple plays, idiot baserunning teams TOOTBLAN themselves into them. Ed still has a place on the Goons, just as a bench player. Buane posted:If you're taking a player from DS9, shouldn't it be Buck Bokai?
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Aug 8, 2014 16:01
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We need to have a very serious discussion about whether or not a CG gorilla qualifies as a cartoon.
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MaximumBob posted:Also, even at the end of his career, Billy Chapel has perfect game stuff. I'm glad Sylvester Coddmeyer is being considered. Also Domingo Ayala needs to be at least the a September Call-Up.
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Aug 9, 2014 05:43
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Did Mr. Go ever get a US release? I need to watch it.
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Rand alPaul posted:I'm glad Sylvester Coddmeyer is being considered. Ayala can be an all-glove backup catcher, insane pitch framing and all.
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Aug 9, 2014 05:58
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Would Herman Munster be eligible?
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Where can we play this little guy
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Buane posted:Where can we play this little guy Air bud would be a great clubhouse guy and veteran presence (age in dog years). Not a great starting option though.
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I mean, I've long thought a Golden Retriever would be the best SS imaginable, nothing would get by him. It's getting him to throw to first that would be tricky. At the plate he presents his own challenges vis-a-vis hitting, but I've heard dogs love taking walks. 
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Everblight posted:I mean, I've long thought a Golden Retriever would be the best SS imaginable, nothing would get by him. It's getting him to throw to first that would be tricky. Nah he's got this poo poo. 
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Pander posted:Nah he's got this poo poo. HE'S NOT EVEN IN THE BOX!
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Aug 9, 2014 15:13
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All groundouts to him will just have to be unassisted. That is a small strike zone on him, he'd probably take alot of walks.
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I want Miguel "Sugar" Santos to make the bigs even if it is the message board fictional character bigs.
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If we're considering "before they got old/injured," I'm nominating Tony Micelli for 2B.
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ChickenMedium posted:If we're considering "before they got old/injured," I'm nominating Tony Micelli for 2B. Double Tony Dazas would be awesome.
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Blockade Billy would be a good catcher. For, like, a month or so.
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Joey Margolis for bat boy
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1B or DH could be that tall fat kid from Heavyweights that hit the dinger that bounced off the tree and hit that other fat kid in the head when he was coming back from the infirmary.
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