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Trixie Hardcore posted:You can offer to buy a lady a drink but if you just straight up buy one without asking the assumption is you are trying to drug her & it can be hard to get into the flow of a conversation with a new person if you are trying to suss out if your drink smells like rape drugs. 1.) rape drugs dont smell 2.) the glass is poisoned not the drinks hth 
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MotherFuckingT-REX posted:what about what i did to children unfortunately yes as long as you don't do it again
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SaltLick posted:Last call is prime whale hunting season "aarg me matey, some prime bootey for ye." this is how i talk in my head when i spot a slam whale....every...time
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Gaunab posted:unfortunately yes as long as you don't do it again three priests are on a boat with some kids when the boat starts to leak. the start putting on lifevests on each other when one of the priests asks: what about the children? gently caress the children he answers the third one asks do you think wemhave time? welp cya
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Aug 10, 2014 05:29
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Al Cowens posted:If it's a ridic. showboating "see and be seen" kind of meat market venue, the kind with long lines and mean bouncers and $600 bottles of grey goose + wine service + VIP lounges + unironic PUAs + Ed Hardy/Affliction + all the freaks come out to play I sure as hell am going to put a poo poo ton of effort into my appearance and come with my gender-fucker friends and let loose. Live a little. is this where people go when they're too old for frat parties?
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Aug 10, 2014 05:31
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Al Cowens posted:If it's a ridic. showboating "see and be seen" kind of meat market venue, the kind with long lines and mean bouncers and $600 bottles of grey goose + wine service + VIP lounges + unironic PUAs + Ed Hardy/Affliction + all the freaks come out to play I sure as hell am going to put a poo poo ton of effort into my appearance and come with my gender-fucker friends and let loose. Live a little. clubs in the US are so loving lame
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Aug 10, 2014 05:54
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Moridin920 posted:clubs in the US are so loving lame Canada gets a Mass Effect bar
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Aug 10, 2014 05:56
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I just feel like when I go outside the US there's of course still the rear end in a top hat try-hards trying to look super cool at the club but for the most part people are just dancing and having fun instead of acting like it's a peacocking competition. raves are where it's at anyway
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Aug 10, 2014 05:57
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honestly i've never seen anyone peacocking before
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Aug 10, 2014 06:16
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Gaunab posted:honestly i've never seen anyone peacocking before sure you have. the people that stand near the bar trying to look super  with their arms crossed, like they're trying to give off an aura of 'i'm cool, you want to gently caress me'you don't need to dress super gaudy to cry out for attention
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Aug 10, 2014 06:17
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nope. i've never seen anyone smugly cross their arms at the bar.
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Aug 10, 2014 06:19
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Moridin920 posted:clubs in the US are so loving lame
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Gaunab posted:honestly i've never seen anyone peacocking before Its sad youve never been to a zoo. Animals are neat. 
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Aug 10, 2014 06:21
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peacocks aren't usually in bars unless you go to some decadent saudi arabian bar
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Aug 10, 2014 06:25
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I saw a peahen in a bar once. It was a hookah bar. It was kinda weird and the tea was too sweet.
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Aug 10, 2014 06:26
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i went out last night with goal of having sex but i ended up learning something about myself. i'm an rear end in a top hat that binges on drugs and alcohol who hates his life.
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Aug 10, 2014 06:48
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Business Gorillas posted:is this where people go when they're too old for frat parties? Well into their 40's yes
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Moridin920 posted:I just feel like when I go outside the US there's of course still the rear end in a top hat try-hards trying to look super cool at the club but for the most part people are just dancing and having fun instead of acting like it's a peacocking competition.  When I was in Germany, I was amazing at how loving awesome the clubs and bars in Berlin were. Everyone was super chill and just having a blast. Probably the most fun I've ever had at one. Even other bars in other parts of Europe were really cool too. There are some ok places in america, but there's definitely a certain undertone of up-tightness of varying degrees to most of them.I haven't been to a good rave since college though 
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Aug 11, 2014 18:05
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we like to get really drunk and then just let the autopilot in our brains take over
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Aug 11, 2014 18:12
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Time Machine posted:Copperface Jack's? Coppers is the worst place I've ever been, having to dodge swamp donkeys lumbering at you out of the sweaty mist while some cunts in mayo jerseys finger nearby cattle.
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Aug 11, 2014 23:07
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Wicker Man posted:They usually have their boyfriend with them. rememer that if you kill enough people you go up a level and upgrade to a sex haver
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Aug 11, 2014 23:23
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Zeroisanumber posted:I once got picked up at a bar by a couple on their second honeymoon. We got shithoused at the bar and then went back to their hotel room to smoke weed. I ended up banging the poo poo out of the wife while the husband sat in the corner and jerked off. Good times. This story did not end as well as one would have hoped.
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Aug 11, 2014 23:35
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drink when picking up ladies
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Maoist Pussy posted:This story did not end as well as one would have hoped. Zeroisanumber posted:I once got picked up at a bar by a couple on their second honeymoon. We got shithoused at the bar and then went back to their hotel room to smoke weed. I ended up banging the poo poo out of the wife while the husband jerked off into my rear end. Good times.
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Aug 12, 2014 15:05
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If women like guys that are taller than them, does this mean that girls are easier the shorter they get?
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also they get easier if they sit down
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