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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
Pretty excited honestly. Its not like a theory anymore, they made it



it can think, smell, and see.

http://www.modha.org/blog/SC12/SC2012_Compass.pdf

Some reading on how they injected a monkey brain into it (well, a simulation of it, but its 1:1 ready to rock)

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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
oh btw that chip runs on 600 times less power than a light bulb, therefore only takes friction from masturbation to function

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


good to see ibm using their experience in this sort of thing

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

1gnoirents posted:

oh btw that chip runs on 600 times less power than a light bulb, therefore only takes friction from masturbation to function

ahh, so that's how you're able to post

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

runupon cracker posted:

ahh, so that's how you're able to post
:wow:

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I am actually the neurosynpatic system 3 prototype, and yes

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

cool I've always wanted a dedicated shitposting brain

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
The machines will rise, and throw poop at us.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I don't think it's that close.

http://gizmodo.com/an-83-000-processor-supercomputer-only-matched-one-perc-1045026757

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010

so its still less powerful than the ps3

FunkyFlashman
May 10, 2013
So what we will throw poop back.

So when is the first human test subject sheduled for this wonderful piece of technology?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I'll plug one into my dog so he can shitpost while I'm working

it will be all Don Taco all the time at the SA forums bitch

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
We all know the machines will destroy us, and yet we rush to make them.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

it is, in fact, that close

http://www.informationweek.com/big-data/big-data-analytics/ibm-chip-mimics-the-brain/d/d-id/1297874

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
In the future we won't be having physical problems with computers, it'll be all "my pc is stoned" or "my processor won't do anything until I apologise to it for swearing at it" etc

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I cant wait for my computer to get pissed off when I fart lol

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

on the other hand... Scarlett Johansson voice listening to you beat it to pictures of Her.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
a neural net is an entirely different thing OP, sorry your dumb child brain got confused

(terminators were neural net processors)

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

on the other hand... Scarlett Johansson voice listening to you beat it to pictures of Her.

SkyNut

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

computer, run fart_detector.exe

farts detected!

reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax

runupon cracker posted:

ahh, so that's how you're able to post

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
maybe we will get asimovian androids out of this. lets build us some slaves that are happy to be slaves.

reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

on the other hand... Scarlett Johansson voice listening to you beat it to pictures of Her.


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betaraywil
Dec 30, 2006

Gather the wind
Though the wind won't help you fly at all

1% of the human brain is pretty good since humans only use 1.5% of their brain anyway. Thanks, Morgan Freeman.

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