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Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
protip: letterpress business cards are sure to impress. yeah yeah, they cost about $1.50 each to make, but all the firm bigwigs love 'em. (especially the lady lawyers)

also, i had a interview with a 45 year old female partner who was not wearing any underwear. and i think she deliberately let me know that.

drat it feels good to be a mother-farkin' bd-rear end. :smuggo:

(btw, goonettes, I'm single and have PM capabilities. just sayin')

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TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
when are you going to kill you're self

Selim Sivad
Sep 2, 2008

by Ralp
I'm gay

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

when are you going to kill you're self
-graduate dec 2015
-take bar feb 2016
-start drinking again march 2016
-drink slef to death in about 6 months.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


can u help me sue you im more retarded now afte rreading your post

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

im pooping! posted:

can u help me sue you im more retarded now afte rreading your post
i can try but you don't have much of a case.

the best COA ("cause of action") i can think of is the tort of IIED (intentional infliction of emotional distress). however, in order for that to fly the conduct has to be such that the average person would say "THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!"

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

-graduate dec 2015
-take bar feb 2016
-start drinking again march 2016
-drink slef to death in about 6 months.

Well you already answered my question. Good luck to you!

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

i can try but you don't have much of a case.

the best COA ("cause of action") i can think of is the tort of IIED (intentional infliction of emotional distress). however, in order for that to fly the conduct has to be such that the average person would say "THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!"

actualy i meant to say shut the gently caress up please

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
op I'm a lawyer IRL and im suing you for makin poo poo up

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
enjoy paying off your massive lwa school debt the rest of your life i guess

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


so are you going to take the bar before or after you check yourself out of a halfway house for substance abuse

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

i can try but you don't have much of a case.

the best COA ("cause of action") i can think of is the tort of IIED (intentional infliction of emotional distress). however, in order for that to fly the conduct has to be such that the average person would say "THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!"

*flips through Torts I notebook*

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

none of them will hire you

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
what are black lawyers like?

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
most law firms contract out their mail couriers op so you weren't interviewing directly for a law firm

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

-graduate dec 2015
-take bar feb 2016
-start drinking again march 2016
-drink slef to death in about 6 months.

lol my sweet summer child.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

protip: letterpress business cards are sure to impress. yeah yeah, they cost about $1.50 each to make, but all the firm bigwigs love 'em. (especially the lady lawyers)

Also lmao at a 2L loving wasting money on this poo poo.

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW
i'm going to murder you

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
do people still use business cards outside of dropping into jars for free lunches

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

im pooping! posted:

actualy i meant to say shut the gently caress up please
you're wish is my demand, mine liege

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mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
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