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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

RobattoJesus posted:

One time I was at a party in Scotland and this girl kept making eye contact from across the room so I went over and said "Hello" and she replied with "eee baws, yer fukkin english... Well thers like nae chance ahm gonnae gently caress yous now so ye can just fukkin sit back down pal"

I want you to write this all down, and the late Iain M Banks to narrate it.

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

RobattoJesus posted:

One time I was at a party in Scotland and this girl kept making eye contact from across the room so I went over and said "Hello" and she replied with "eee baws, yer fukkin english... Well thers like nae chance ahm gonnae gently caress yous now so ye can just fukkin sit back down pal"

fuckin hot accent, do scottish chicks like aussies

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

lonesomedwarf posted:

fuckin hot accent, do scottish chicks like aussies

nobody does, mate

Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS
Once when I was 13 or 14 (so like 1989/1990 ish) I was walking home. I was wearing a pair of really ugly, really awesome high waisted pants with a small check patterns and Doc Martens, as you did. I took a shortcut through a gas station and a bunch of boys in a car, just a few years older than me, yelled at me "Look at the ugly girl in the ugly pants!"

I was burned.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Fetus Tree posted:

nobody does, mate

Sick burn.

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