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Being ashamed of farting in society has been a problem for at least centuries quote:An Amusing Tale Regarding The 17th Earl of Oxford My own fart shame story was when I was in hospital in 2008, and the meds combined with my diet made me fart loudly and stinkily roughly every 20 minutes. In hospital with nurses and patients it's not so embarrassing because people have poo poo wrong with them, but when I came home I would have to go out of the room every half hour to fart. People heard anyway. It stopped after about two weeks.  tell your shameful fart stories here
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ill head into the mens room at work and the instant i step past the doors threshold i let em rip regardless of whos out in the hallway
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Aug 10, 2014 16:54
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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:ill head into the mens room at work and the instant i step past the doors threshold i let em rip regardless of whos out in the hallway This but my bosses office instead of the men's room
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Aug 10, 2014 17:09
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Not seeing any shame so far ... I have been proud of many a fart, but only ashamed of a few
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Aug 10, 2014 17:16
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if a butt makes a loud noise as a result of that butt being penetrated at that moment by a penis (possibly gayly) does that noise constitute a fart? or is such a noise considered a mere queef this is a serious and important question
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Aug 10, 2014 17:54
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shart fame
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Aug 10, 2014 18:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYfH-Sa0_fo
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Aug 10, 2014 18:09
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most of my shameful fart stories can be found in the gbs pants making GBS threads threads
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Aug 10, 2014 18:23
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Ghosts 'n Goblins just came out for NES and I grabbed it & was running back to my mom, when I passed this very attractive girl and I let out a huge fart MID-RUN. It was so loud and surprising that she jumped and I stopped for a second, then I went back to running to my mom.
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Aug 10, 2014 18:28
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As a blackjack/craps dealer I am not allowed to move from one spot for over an hour at a time. So, yes mister "did-you-eat-whitecastle?"...I did - deal with it!
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Aug 10, 2014 18:28
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i bet you deal a lot of craps on that white castle diet
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Aug 10, 2014 18:29
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This is my favorite shameful fart story.FLooK posted:Last night at the bar a regular told me his neighbor (another regular) had died Monday morning. As the initial shock hit me I felt the sudden onset of pressure. While distraught and asking about the particulars of the death, the pressure built up to where I felt like I was going to poo poo a beach ball. Somehow in the middle of a very serious conversation I managed to release the fart like a pinhole leak in a balloon, deftly disguising my grunts of relief like, "Urrrrrgh... man that's so terrible.(fweeeeeeeeee) I mean mmmmmmmgh... for him to go so suddenly like that.(eeeeeeeeee) Gaaaaaaaah, how is everyone taking it? (eeeeeeeerrrrrrp). The fart finally concluded and I went off somewhere out of the public eye to expel the rest of the gas. I scurried into the kitchen, looked at the cook and made a sound in my trousers that is most accurately described as James Earl Jones exclaiming the word "BLACK!" in a very surprised tone.
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Aug 11, 2014 01:15
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Benjamin Franklin experimented with supplements that would make his farts smell better.
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Aug 11, 2014 01:31
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i am proud of my farts, op. fart-positive
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Aug 11, 2014 01:32
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tranime scholar posted:fart-positive ie every time i fart
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Aug 11, 2014 01:32
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i dont fart
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Aug 11, 2014 02:02
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SirEvelynTremble posted:My own fart shame story was when I was in hospital in 2008, and the meds combined with my diet made me fart loudly and stinkily roughly every 20 minutes. In hospital with nurses and patients it's not so embarrassing because people have poo poo wrong with them, but when I came home I would have to go out of the room every half hour to fart. People heard anyway. It stopped after about two weeks.
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Aug 11, 2014 02:08
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fartuing is SO passe
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Aug 11, 2014 02:12
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passe gasse
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Aug 11, 2014 02:12
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tranime scholar posted:ie every time i fart you have a 100% fart-positive record?
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Aug 11, 2014 02:19
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Farts all over the loving place, makes sure to laugh about it and point it out every single time despite no one else in the social group doing so. Haha this is so normal and healthy you guys I'm just making GBS threads my pants for days here why don't you ask me to go to lunch with you guys anymore or get on the office fantasy football league? This is just ME you guys farts again, loudly
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Aug 11, 2014 02:51
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SirEvelynTremble posted:you have a 100% fart-positive record? no i just have aids
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Aug 11, 2014 02:53
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I always drop bad rear end in the stacks at the library, so I have to flee and pretend to look at books I don't even care about until it dissipates.
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Aug 11, 2014 02:55
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Since I cut out carbs my farts are tidy little miracles of wonderfulness.
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Aug 11, 2014 03:17
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sometimes im stinking up my office bad and a pretty woman comes in to tell me something and i can tell she's trying not to react and so am i but its an awful stank and she knows it came from my butthole
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Aug 11, 2014 03:23
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redshirt posted:Since I cut out carbs my farts are tidy little miracles of wonderfulness. Really? I eat very little carbs and I'm foul
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Aug 11, 2014 03:24
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my father-in-law routinely and shamelessly rips loud farts during long pauses in conversations. pretty badass tbh
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Aug 11, 2014 03:25
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mookface posted:Really? I eat very little carbs and I'm foul meat free dairy free cruelty free. Edit: wait, cheese is dairy.
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Aug 11, 2014 03:25
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redshirt posted:meat free dairy free cruelty free. What are you eating Edit: just cheese
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Aug 11, 2014 03:26
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redshirt posted:meat free dairy free cruelty free. wait if you dont eat any meat and you dont eat any carbs... man that sucks dude
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Aug 11, 2014 03:30
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THS posted:wait if you dont eat any meat and you dont eat any carbs... man that sucks dude Farts like rose petals, friends. It's amazing. I'm writing a book so I can't tell you the one weird secret.
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Aug 11, 2014 03:33
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Rips off a fart while having lunch at Qdoba with some guys from work. Immediately does a Cartman impersonation. CLASSIC. ME.
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Aug 11, 2014 03:35
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The cheese diet yields surprisingly innocuous farts, who knew
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Aug 11, 2014 03:35
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I'm not ashamed of my farts. Yesterday some stupid bitch cut in line in front of me. I stood really close to her and unleashed a silent but deadly. I've got more in the chamber for the next person who tries that. 
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Aug 11, 2014 03:35
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just swallow a lot of air to 'water down' your farts with stink-free air your welcome
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Aug 11, 2014 03:35
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where is that 'treason johnny' av
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Aug 11, 2014 03:36
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so has nobody ever farted on Santa's knee?
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SirEvelynTremble posted:so has nobody ever farted on Santa's knee? i thought i had but from an earlier post that might be called a queef
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