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I had to run to the loo really quick because my work colleague had to leave off, but i was desperate for a jimmy riddle and it was my last opportunity before working alone for the rest of the evening to have one. In my haste i didn't quite finish up and as such my trousers got a little damp as i went to resheath the old gentleman. Luckily i only have an hour to go and my trousers are black so it doesn't show but I'm a little concerned somebody might smell the wee. What is the best way to deal with this pickle i find myself in?
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kill urself
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Aug 15, 2014 17:36
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shamble around with a bottle of cheap cider
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Aug 15, 2014 17:37
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pee everywhere else in the room, so no one will realize that you also reek of urine
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Aug 15, 2014 17:38
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Borrow a pen from a colleague and stab yourself in the groin with it. The blood will soak up the pee.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:40
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"jimmy riddle"
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Aug 15, 2014 17:40
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You should have learned how to perform a Courtesy Pee (shamelessly stolen from The F Plus)
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Aug 15, 2014 17:41
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Poor hot tea over the pee stain to neutralize the smell.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:42
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Tough luck, chap.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:42
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learn to speak english
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Aug 15, 2014 17:42
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Now that I'm 40 I've started to leak a little.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:42
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If anyone suspects anything, offer to suck their dick.
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Aug 15, 2014 17:47
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Oi mate, i went to the loo after eating my chippies and dribbled on me kecks!
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Aug 15, 2014 18:09
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chav nicked me urethral sphincter control
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