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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Close your eyes, take a deep breath, count to 3...
 
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Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
Your balls are now in your butt. What do you do?

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Beige
Sep 13, 2004

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Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
Masturbate, obviously.

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
I only have one ball and it fits snug

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Troll Bridgington posted:

Your balls are now in your butt. What do you do?

Wait... they're not supposed to be there?

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Badass
Apr 14, 2014

 Make a poop

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
This is what I do to solve most of my problems
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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
start a tumblr


e: or make this thread

les fleurs du mall fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Aug 16, 2014

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I don't have balls so can I borrow someone else's balls for the purpose of this thought experiment?

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Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."
Yeah, what are all of us ball-deficient individuals supposed to do? Check your testicle privilege. :byodame:

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Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

Freakbox posted:

Yeah, what are all of us ball-deficient individuals supposed to do? Check your testicle privilege. :byodame:

I dunno. I'm just a CISdude trying to get some answers.

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Freakbox posted:

Yeah, what are all of us ball-deficient individuals supposed to do? Check your testicle privilege. :byodame:

grab some super balls and use them as substitutes.

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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your vagina is now in ur butt

what do u do

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
your butt is now a second butt.

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

 i poo poo on my balls like the pig i am

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

CelticPredator posted:

i poo poo on my balls like the pig i am

but if they're pluggin the hole the poo poo aint gonna go anwyhere

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

 explosive decompression

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Zzulu posted:

your vagina is now in ur butt

what do u do

queefart

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Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

CelticPredator posted:

i poo poo on my balls like the pig i am

same

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