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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Possible features could include:
Diamond username badge
A hidden forum where only diamond upgrade members can post ("Diamond Den" might be a good name)
The ability to send letters through "snail mail" to other diamond members
A set of emoticons that only diamond members can utilize
Special VIP access to any future goonmeets


Thank you Trash Mammal. Welcome to dog world b*tch*s


THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY journeyman SIGSMITH Luvcow

https://i.imgur.com/EebjYYe.mp4
THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH Literally A Person

Official height endorsed by a medical professional: 5'11.5"

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

oh ya sounds great

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Platinum users burden

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


but do i get a t-shirt

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



Now we're diamond dogs.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
i would pay for it, just for the badge

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Diamond upgrade: after getting banned you can re-reg for only $9.50

TheDead1
Aug 12, 2007
buying the upgrade gets you shipped off to a diamond mine

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

gannyGrabber posted:

Diamond upgrade: after getting banned you can re-reg for only $9.50
Pays for itself in no time.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Ability to ban one non-plat of your choosing

Remora
Aug 15, 2010

plumper fuckbus posted:

Ability to ban one non-plat of your choosing

unironically this

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!
why would anyone wanna go too another :gooncamp:

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

I wouldn't mind having an upgrade with the users birthstone as a signifier.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
yeah nobody suggested anything like this in any of the many plat-curious threads or the kick starter thread gj op

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

-a signed copy of Home Alone 2, signed by our very own Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
-a signed egg, signed by Jon Hendren who is forced to do so at butterknifepoint

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

you irl posted:

yeah nobody suggested anything like this in any of the many plat-curious threads or the kick starter thread gj op

:banjo: plats aren't very smart. they paid twice to post in the same forum, they have to post the same thing twice several times to get their moneys worth.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
What about some sort of crossbreed between an octopus and a mexican?

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

brick cow posted:

:banjo: plats aren't very smart. they paid twice to post in the same forum, they have to post the same thing twice several times to get their moneys worth.

-posted by telegraph key from a seedy alleyway

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax
I've already sent Lowtax my money.

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
Diamond users get to use a unique thread tag:

Deathmatch; Two posters enter, mods decide who gets banned

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
Make a 1% upgrade that puts a little 1% next to the users name for $2000

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

plumper fuckbus

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
We need to find some way to trick Three Olives to pay all of the hosting/legal bills for SA.

Like the ultra-black-diamond member level for $1000 a month.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Stealthgerbil posted:

but do i get a t-shirt

yes but all the XXLs are sold out

psyman
Nov 1, 2008
Imagine if the forums cost $100 to join.

My god, the exclusivity, the posting quality...

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
Perfect for Three Olives

catpowerd
Jan 9, 2008

swinging your guitar around
Cause they wanted to hear that meow
$50 orbital strike pack allows you to ban one member of your choice

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
i propose an upgrade that activates the search and image upload functions

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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
the ability to inflict upon you, fucker OP, a snake bit from a rattlesnake with the press of a button

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