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Baronjutter posted:Indoor cats are hosed. I like cats but not indoor cats, they're annoying and crazy and neurotic not unlike a caged animal. my two cats are sisters and were born inside and are deathly afraid of what lies beyond the front door, much like myself
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Cats are monsters while dogs are people.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 12:16 |
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Cats are almost all cute while dogs are almost all really ugly. Not saying all dogs are ugly but way too many of the common pet dogs look like poo poo. Luckily the dog my mom plans to adopt in the future is one of the cute ones.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 12:19 |
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I kinda feel like rats are on the same level as snakes and ferrets for weirdo pets
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Suicide huh? Anyone know if Robin Williams ever owned a cat?
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 12:44 |
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Maybe we're all looking at this study the wrong way. Maybe it's saying that cat furries are smarter than dog furries.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 12:48 |
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SymfonyMan posted:Suicide huh? Anyone know if Robin Williams ever owned a cat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT4mFkYp1Yw
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 12:59 |
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We're on to something here!
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 13:39 |
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Palpek posted:plats own cats
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 13:52 |
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Hobohemian posted:It's a bit ironic that the only place cats are actually useful is in the country, but it's people in tiny apartments that are lonely that always get cats. Dunno there's a lot of vermin in thr city too
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 14:30 |
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My cat could go outside if she wanted, but she fears everything outside the condo, including the hallway. She has chosen to stay inside. She is happy inside, it's where the easy food and gas fireplace are. Outside is scary, full of cars and children. The only time she was relaxed outdoors was after a vet visit that shot her up with good drugs. That's another thing, cats appreciate drugs. They will eat cannabis plants and bask in pot smoke. As well they make great company during opiate trips, as they can lay near and be chill for hours at a time. Your dogs do that? Check mate fuckers
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 15:16 |
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i'm the cat's pajamas AMA
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 15:18 |
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one thing i have to say is that people really should get their cats declawed it's so stupid i see friends with their couches and bedposts ruined and i smh meanwhile the cat also lives a better quality of life being declawed
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 16:00 |
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maybe. but people who own cats are universally terrible and smell bad
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 16:02 |
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and fat, usually virgins
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 16:03 |
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honestly, i cannot respect cat people and i post in the wrestling forum. you are a cat's bitch, should you own a cat
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 16:14 |
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Hey now, cats and dogs are both pretty great. I support equality and togetherness.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 16:34 |
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Theshby posted:honestly, i cannot respect cat people and i post in the wrestling forum. you are a cat's bitch, should you own a cat what do cats even do? my lab was catching cicadas last night in her mouth, and soft carrying them away from the door so they didn't get in the house
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 16:37 |
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Crewmine posted:I kinda feel like rats are on the same level as snakes and ferrets for weirdo pets my gf likes rats and i was weirded out at first but they're actually pretty smart and enjoy human company. plus you can teach them tricks which automatically places them at least one tier higher than cats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g2rxtWu_FM
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 16:41 |
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i want op as my pet
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Millions of Crows posted:My cat could go outside if she wanted, but she fears everything outside the condo, including the hallway. She has chosen to stay inside. She is happy inside, it's where the easy food and gas fireplace are. Outside is scary, full of cars and children. The only time she was relaxed outdoors was after a vet visit that shot her up with good drugs. That's another thing, cats appreciate drugs. They will eat cannabis plants and bask in pot smoke. As well they make great company during opiate trips, as they can lay near and be chill for hours at a time. Your dogs do that?
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Cat Mattress posted:Dogs are cool if you're retired and can afford to spend most of your days walking them around. There are dog breeds that don't need much activity and these breeds, usually smaller dogs to begin with, don't get depressive about spending time inside while you're at work either. I had a dog in my last apartment and she was cool with hanging out at home alone while I was at work. She never displayed any signs of stress like going to the bathroom in the house, destroying furniture, or anything like that... because I knew I needed to get a breed with low activity requirements. Millions of Crows posted:My cat could go outside if she wanted, but she fears everything outside the condo, including the hallway. She has chosen to stay inside. She is happy inside, it's where the easy food and gas fireplace are. Outside is scary, full of cars and children. The only time she was relaxed outdoors was after a vet visit that shot her up with good drugs. That's another thing, cats appreciate drugs. They will eat cannabis plants and bask in pot smoke. As well they make great company during opiate trips, as they can lay near and be chill for hours at a time. Your dogs do that? Uggghhh... pretty much all animals respond favorably to drugs if they encounter them. Even dumb animals can get addicted to alcohol if they eat fermented fruit. But yeah, there are dogs that like getting high too.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:17 |
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small dogs aren't real dogs
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:26 |
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people who own small dogs aren't people
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:26 |
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yeah you should get the biggest dog you can because dogs, like cars, should be as big as possible
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:27 |
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no poo poo lol
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:27 |
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Robo Reagan posted:yeah you should get the biggest dog you can because dogs, like cars, should be as big as possible yeah
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:29 |
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we got a new dog from the shelter and hes big and loving lazy as poo poo. he goes into his crate when we put the 2 year old down for bed and doesn't come out until morning. then when he does, he takes his sweet rear end time and stretches and poo poo before he goes outside to pee. i left them outside today not realizing it was gonna rain i hope the screened porch door is propped open...
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:30 |
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however please do not gently caress dogs, like forums user morally inept
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Fisticuffs posted:Uggghhh... pretty much all animals respond favorably to drugs if they encounter them. Even dumb animals can get addicted to alcohol if they eat fermented fruit. But yeah, there are dogs that like getting high too. You find me a dog that can hotbox as well as my cat, and lay next to me for 10 to 12 hours at a stretch while i drift on oxy and I'll adopt/buy that fucker right now I like dogs but i live in Condo, and hate small dogs. A dog living with me better be super loving cool to make up for that fact that I would have to take them out for walks and pick up their poo poo or be fined by the city.
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My ex had a sheep dog that really liked weed. Whenever we smoked at her place it would always put its head in her lap and whine for hits. And most dogs are cool with laying around for 10 or 12 hours. And dogs that aren't will still do it if you trained them. That's the cool thing about dogs, you can train them to do almost anything. You can train dogs to use toilets or litterboxes(most dog breeds don't instinctively bury their poo poo though, so you'd probably need to change it everyday pretty much).PuTTY riot posted:small dogs aren't real dogs I'm not crazy about them and some of the toy breeds are hyper-neurotic(chihuahuas, beagles). A Labrador can deal with being alone in the day just fine. I've had two over the last ~20 years and neither was stressed out about being alone at home during the day.
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