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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
no comedies though, guys. there's no way we're ever going to hold a candle next to the comedic geniuses on Big Bang Theory

i'm thinking maybe a gritty detective haunted by his past as a police officer. or how about a doctor who doesn't seem like he's going to find out what's wrong with the patient until the last five minute?

oh, what about a gritty detective who has to go undercover as a doctor because the hospital is a human organ harvesting center? we can call it Mystery Doc

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
A florist who helps solves mysteries but there aren't many flower-based mysteries so he mostly just arranges flowers in a pleasing way

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
detective curtis blow (spelled diff for legal) is a tough cop rainsed on the st.s of miami, been workin the beat since he graduated cop college hes a real tough cookie. import detective xinghao go is fresh from hongkong & hes a funlovin goof, but he's a drat good cop. prob the betst miami's ever seen.

wednesays, this fall at 9 et, it's Blow & Go

RusteJuxx
Jul 14, 2001

College Slice
A New York cop drama focusing on a man with a history of alcohol abuse and how he deals with his young upstart black detective as his partner. Each episode opens with him making a fitting quip related to the dramatic crime at hand and that is the only light hearted time throughout. He has to deal with the rules and grand standing of the ADA while trying to make his cases. I think it'd be really popular.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

a show about doctors but they all have sex with each other

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
law and order: ferguson

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
"its like 'house' but our hugh laurie and guy-from-dead-poets-society would be gay together"

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
enemies: the opposite of friends

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

A black female detective named Moe (played by Mo'nique) and her quirky partner who has Down's Syndrome (played by Jim Gaffigan). Wednesays, this fall at 9 EST, it's Slow-Moe

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
the mod team investigates a rape

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
"The Weeaboo Waifu."

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
americas next top webcomic artist

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

forgot to say they also have sex with Moe taking charge in the bedroom and in the opening scene Gaffigan is about to blow his load and it zooms in on his face and he goes crosseyed, the camera then cuts to a shot outside of the window and the whole house is rocking and you hear Gaffigan bellow "HOTPOCKET!"

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
Mad Real Basement

Morn
Aug 29, 2012
'Canceled'

Morn fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Aug 18, 2014

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
dark + gritty show about a loose cannon detective who refuses to play by the rules + also can see ghosts and has to solve crimes to get them to go away.

sample dialogue:
ghost: "mcgillicoe! you must find out who farted me to death in that elevator!"
mcgiliclit: "i won't play by your ghost rules, ghost for i am a loose cannon" *takes sip of whiskey from flask*

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Some kind of "timely" drama that intersects detectives, doctors, lawyers, and a quirky suburban family. Go for the quadrangle here.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Adolf

Based on Adolf Hitler's art school days, but takes place in the modern day. He rooms with his buddy Heinrich Himmler. The first season would start with young Adolf (Zach Braff) studying to become an animator for Disney, but Heinrich introduces him to the college republicans. To fit in, he agrees to a hazing by one Jerome Steinberg, which includes stripping naked except for wearing a yarmulke. The incident leaves him humiliated, but he decided to start his own political club while balancing his animation studies.

The last episode of the season would introduce his archenemy - a young exchange student from Great Britain named Winston.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
"keep on cuckin in the free world"

each week we follow a different cuckold and the man woh is cuckin him. could they put asside their differeces and become new friends?

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
"cuck-a-bull"

an unscripted drama where a bull is told he's going to be nailing some dudes wife but when he gets there the dude is loving his own wife! also if they fight the winner gets to cook + eat the loser

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.
Italian Man New York Cop

naem
May 29, 2011

I show about a calm, professional cop who plays by the rules and fills out all his paperwork correctly and on time

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.
Law and Order: ISIS

naem
May 29, 2011

A Friends reboot only they live in a realistic 400 square foot apt for a bunch of underemployed 20 year olds in New York.

No laugh track.

Also the actors are all actually 20 and not 35 this time.

Rachel immediately marries a dentist just to get out of abject poverty and gets enormously pregnant and depressed, he divorces her in season 7 for the Brazilian nanny.

Monica and Joey both literally prostitute themselves because that's the only way a waitress and an unemployed actor could survive in New York.

Chandler has all the real life drug problems Matthew perry had, caused by his horrible data entry job. The constant manic behavior that this causes is presented as realistically alienating rather than endearing.

As the only Friend with a real job or career Ross rarely if ever associates with the rest of the cast as he is of a different social class and has largely written off his escort sister.

The phoebe character remains unchanged as a crazy cat lady with a string of abusive relationships and failed creative endeavors is already realistic.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
its scrubs except it takes place in arkham asylum and batman is the mean janitor.

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America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

dontcareaboutname posted:

its scrubs except it takes place in arkham asylum and batman is the mean janitor.
This would work especially well b/c the janitor originally was supposed to be a hallucination by JD

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