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The real story or the Disney movie has him pining over someone that will never love him and is super creepy all the time. Thats pretty much it. Who are some other famous goons in literature and film?
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 16:32 |
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Bitch
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 16:34 |
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After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bellringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he decided to call it a day when a lone, armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bellringer's job. The bishop was incredulous. "You have no arms!" "No matter," said the man, "Observe!" He then began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon. The bishop listened in astonishment, convinced that he had finally found a suitable replacement for Quasimodo. Suddenly, rushing forward to strike a bell, the armless man tripped, and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below. The stunned bishop rushed to his side. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before. As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, "Bishop, who was this man?" "I don't know his name," the bishop replied, sadly, "but his face rings a bell." The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the bishop continued his interviews for the bellringer of Notre Dame. The first man to approach him said, "Your excellency, I am the brother of the poor, armless wretch that fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I pray that you honor his life by allowing me to replace him in this duty." The bishop agreed to give the man an audition, and as the armless man's brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest and died on the spot. Two monks, hearing the bishop's cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side. "What has happened?" the first breathlessly asked, "Who is this man?" "I don't know his name," sighed the distraught bishop, "But he's a dead ringer for his brother."
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 16:46 |
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gently caress you
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 16:48 |
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In the actual story doesn't he kidnap the gypsy's corpse after they kill her and have sex with it until it falls apart
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 16:48 |
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still sounds like a goon tbh
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 16:48 |
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Quasimodo probably didn't have a thousand bucks to buy a pretend space ship in an unreleased video game
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 16:53 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:In the actual story doesn't he kidnap the gypsy's corpse after they kill her and have sex with it until it falls apart no, he lies down next to it and dies. he was one of only two good guys in the book.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 16:57 |
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The gargoyles didn't actually talk but were characters sharing headspace with him.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 16:58 |
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SaltLick posted:The real story or the Disney movie has him pining over someone that will never love him and is super creepy all the time. Thats pretty much it. Who are some other famous goons in literature and film? it's neither literature nor film but the fiction you posted in the tinder thread deserves a mention imo
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:01 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:it's neither literature nor film but the fiction you posted in the tinder thread deserves a mention imo lukewarm burn, 2/5 because im in a good mood
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:05 |
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don quixote seems kinda goony- isolates himself and reads a bunch of old chivalrous knight books and thinks they're real if only 1600s spain had known the glory of anime
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:06 |
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Quasimodo totally got cucked at the end of that movie.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:06 |
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KiteAuraan posted:Quasimodo totally got cucked at the end of that movie. cuckhold of Notre Dame
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:08 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:if only 1600s spain had known the glory of anime don kawaii~
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:25 |
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rocinante so suogi~
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:26 |
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Bruce Ivins posted:After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the cathedral of heh
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:28 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:it's neither literature nor film but the fiction you posted in the tinder thread deserves a mention imo but i havent posted in the tinder thread
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 17:53 |
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The part of the movie where they parade Quasimodo around and then tie him down and spin him around and throw rotten produce at him annoys me because he gets all sad over it and takes it personally when that's actually how the Festival of Fools is supposed to go down. Thanks for ruining the Festival of Fools with your drama Quasimodo we just wanted to throw tomatoes at someone.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 18:23 |
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Dostoevskys Underground Man was the proto Goon. Sperged over a lot of inane poo poo and was generally full of hostility.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 18:29 |
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of course Humbert Humbert was proto aatrek
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 18:30 |
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SaltLick posted:but i havent posted in the tinder thread oh sorry someone with like your exact avatar almost
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 18:36 |
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anyone ever seen that guy who owns the comic book shop on The Simpsons? yeah, totes goon right there.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 18:39 |
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That Hitler guy in inglorious basterds was pretty goony
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 18:42 |
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Incorrect, the ultimate goon is Roman from the TV show "Party Down"
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 18:46 |
We are all the ultimate goon in some form or another, are we not?
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 19:30 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:don quixote seems kinda goony- isolates himself and reads a bunch of old chivalrous knight books and thinks they're real Quixote was SO goony. He pined after a woman he basically "m'ladyed" all up and down the place and put her on a pedestal and called her an angel when she was basically a regular girl. Also: "At times, Quixote goes into detail about her appearance, though he freely admits that he has seen her only fleetingly and has never spoken with her."
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 01:55 |
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SaltLick posted:The real story or the Disney movie has him pining over someone that will never love him and is super creepy all the time. Thats pretty much it. Who are some other famous goons in literature and film? The guy from Lolita. For real though, Quasimodo holds on to Esmeralda so long in the book even after she dies he basically entombed himself with her If you aren't a book reading fag like myself that Esmeralda gets hung after being framed for attempting to murder the love interest in the Disney film. Oh and the priest should get a notch on the goon pole for having such a boner for Esmerelda that he gets her killed frank.club fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Aug 19, 2014 |
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G.I. Jaw posted:We are all the ultimate goon in some form or another, are we not? i'm the penultimate goon, tyvm
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 02:30 |
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Acquire Currency! posted:The guy from Lolita. Humbert was pretty god drat goony yea Phillip Roth definitely wrote some hilariously goony characters. Portnoy's Complaint is just one big E/N thread
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 02:36 |
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Ignatius J Reilly
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 02:44 |
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Quasimodo had a job. Thread premise destroyed.Bruce Ivins posted:After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the cathedral of Hobohemian fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Aug 19, 2014 |
# ? Aug 19, 2014 02:58 |
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Fandyien posted:Ignatius J Reilly This one's my vote, can't recommend this book enough edit--also the disney flick had that Hellfire song that was p cool
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:04 |
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Bruce Ivins posted:After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the cathedral of Fuckin
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:16 |
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Fandyien posted:Ignatius J Reilly Yeah, that is definitely the proto-goon. There's not even an argument.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:18 |
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How about Frankenstein's monster, King Kong, the Mummy , the creature from the black lagoon (see it's right there lagoon)and Dracula. All of Universal's classic monsters really. EDIT: Dracula only counts because he falls in love with the first girl who dies and then he stalks one who reminds him of her. He follows her to another country and practically lives in a basement. MadMattH fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Aug 19, 2014 |
# ? Aug 19, 2014 07:00 |
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did he ever get his nut? i cant remember
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 07:01 |