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Carlton Banks Teller
Nov 18, 2004


Lowtax posted:

there's nothing to look forward to past 21 except your impending demise

annual prostate exams and/or mammograms at 40

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Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

Lowtax posted:

there's nothing to look forward to past 21 except your impending demise

i dunno, being eligible to rent cars is pretty cool

Mustang posted:

Well I guess you can look forward to getting senior citizen discounts at 55

The World According to AARP

Robo Reagan posted:

umm let's see the space industry is about to take off again and we may even see another space race once china and india start pumping money in to it
there's never been a period on earth that's experienced the amount of well-being we have
wars have pretty much hosed off except for the armpits of the world

realistically the only thing to really worry about is an asteroid impact and global warming and eh, we'll survive

on the flipside though: ISIS, Gaza, Ferguson, all the Market Basket unrest here in Massachusetts

gnarlyhotep posted:

I banged a 30 year old woman and it was great, try that

my 30s were the best years of my life, ymmv

on it


The Human Crouton posted:

Dating mommies.

this sounds like it has literally no upside

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

This thread started off nice and whimsical but now I'm really scared about supervolcanos. When exactly are they going to kill us all and what will our deaths be like?

i think your second question is pretty self-answerable


Carlton Banks Teller posted:

annual prostate exams and/or mammograms at 40

getting fingerblasted by a doctor is something I am not necessarily looking forward to

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
I turn 40 tomorrow. Can I have this thread as a present?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Around what age do all the hot girls that got married early start to divorce?

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Around what age do all the hot girls that got married early start to divorce?

Married at 26, divorced at 31.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Dirty Sanchez posted:

Married at 26, divorced at 31.

Nice.

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad
An old man, turned 28. He won the lottery, and then died the next day.

28 was quite a good age, tbh. Hth.

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

!Klams posted:

tbh. Hth.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

TheReverend posted:

Senate @ 30.
Prez @ 35.

ohhh yahh

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
Time is going to start going by REALLY fast dude. I woke up this morning and realized I've been with my current girl for almost a year. Feels like it's been a month or two. I stopped going out and partying around 28 simply because I find reading a book and smoking a little weed much more enjoyable. Peace and quiet are actually things I like. I think the first sign of change was when I realized I was never going to "make it" but maybe my kid could if I raised him right. I started feeling *faaaaaaaartaaaart* lol get cucked

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Rusty Staub posted:

Do I have anything to look forward to?

obesity

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Until this moment I always read this as the kid dying on his bday not that he was one step closer

Idk If I'm disappointed or not

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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

ReptileChillock posted:

Lol @ dis poor scrub renting cars

I rent cars when I travel... I rented one for two weeks in Italy, another time for a week in Italy. I guess if I wasn't poor, I would have bought a car over there.

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