Do you take your shirt of when you take a dump

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THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

i roll up my shirt and tie it just under my beautiful plump breasts op

# ? Aug 21, 2014 21:27

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lol but: Feb 24, 2007; body is a dinosaur; Slippery Tilde

1gnoirents posted:

the only time I poo poo without a shirt is when I'm right out of the shower

your are doing everything wrong, frag yourself and try again on the respawn

# ? Aug 21, 2014 21:29

este: Feb 17, 2004; Boing!; Dinosaur Gum

I rip shirts off of people while they're taking shits.

The gently caress they gonna do about it, they shittin

# ? Aug 21, 2014 21:31

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

Theshby posted:

your are doing everything wrong, frag yourself and try again on the respawn

whatver man im mvp 28% of the time

# ? Aug 21, 2014 21:32

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

I take a poo poo once a month for 5 hours. Clear my schedule Debra.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 21:49

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

25 feet of intestines they say, I like to fill up the dumpster before taking it to the curb if you know what I mean

# ? Aug 21, 2014 21:50

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

i put on my piooping jacket it makes me feel like hugh heffner

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:06

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I take a poo poo once a month for 5 hours. Clear my schedule Debra.

dam u got debra workin overtime son

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:07

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

same but I also have one of those plastic pipes that blows soap bubbles

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:07

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Half the time i dont even take my pants off to poo poo

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:12

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

Robo Reagan posted:

Half the time i dont even take my pants off to poo poo

you might wanna try this educational gem
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540127

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:15

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

if you poop your pants you are worse than an animal making GBS threads on the ground.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:16

Slurin: Jul 17, 2008; I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.

Deepens on who im pooping on op

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:17

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

i wear my pants backwards and then when i gotta poop i unzip tge fly and poiop out of the flyhole. idk why pants dont have zippers on both sides tbh

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:20

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

ilikedirt posted:

i wear my pants backwards and then when i gotta poop i unzip tge fly and poiop out of the flyhole. idk why pants dont have zippers on both sides tbh

i like pants with hook thing above zipper no buttons

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:21

Diesel Fucker: Aug 14, 2003; I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

As a child I read a Nintendo magazine that had an angry letter printed in it by an angry young man who said the Street Fighter 2 moves the magazine provided were wrong.

The editors then belittled the young man. Asking him things like, "Were you holding the pad upsidedown?" and "Were you using your feet?"

Then they asked something that would traumatize my little mind for life.

"DO YOU REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR TROUSERS DOWN BEFORE YOU POOP?"

I was loving ruined by that. Just the thought of it made me sick to my core. Since then I've had to take my trousers completely off when I poop. Shirt too. Shoes. Socks. Everything. Lest by some horrid twist of fate I poop on my clothes.

THAT'S MY STORY ANYWAY.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:21

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

^^^^
im very sorry i should have put a trigger warning in title

ilikedirt posted:

i wear my pants backwards and then when i gotta poop i unzip tge fly and poiop out of the flyhole. idk why pants dont have zippers on both sides tbh

hey you should consider wearing those long johns with the butt flap hth

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:27

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

only when im really giving the turlet what-for, know what i mean?

if its just a quick in-and-out no-wiper, then im down and back up in seconds and dont even wash my hands (why would i?)

but if it is gonna be a serious poo poo sesh, which you cant say five times fast, then i strip all the way down and move the rugs in the bathroom out of the splash zone

just common sense

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:34

Pinely: Jul 23, 2013; College Slice

I take off my shoes and socks. I like to feel the tile beneath my feet when I poo poo. Also, if someone peaks under the stall, they won't be able to tell who I am. All they'll see is bare feet.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:39

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Pinely posted:

I take off my shoes and socks. I like to feel the tile beneath my feet when I poo poo. Also, if someone peaks under the stall, they won't be able to tell who I am. All they'll see is bare feet.

Best adv]ce in the thread

The shoes will give you away

Make sure you don't groan too loudly

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:40

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

no op, i poop out my butt not my armpits

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:41

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Sdoots: Nov 3, 2013; I did this and could have stopped it, but nothing in nature ever follows a gaussian curve. Sure, they'll tell you that it does. They say that every five minutes someone dies in a car accident, but how often are there seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses in one hangar?

Sometimes, if the poo poo is making my stomach hurt, I find taking my shirt off relieves a bit of the pressure.

The science behind poop taking, and how clothing can alter the results, is truly fascinating imo

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:51

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