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tried it once and got syphilis in my eye that was one hell of a summer
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man op is so gay he had to find a way to drink cum when he can't get any dicks over to his place.
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Aug 22, 2014 05:26
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No but I taste everyone else's cum
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Aug 22, 2014 05:28
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Over There posted:No but I taste everyone else's cum what was the worst cum you've experienced?
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Aug 22, 2014 05:29
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No way man that's gross
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Aug 22, 2014 05:29
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MOOBS! posted:tried it once and got syphilis in my eye i just tasted my cum on accident when i saw your avatar
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Aug 22, 2014 05:30
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tried is a weird choice of words, it seems like youve either tasted it or you havent what kind of idiot would try and fail when its right there in your sock
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Aug 22, 2014 05:33
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friends watch porn posted:what was the worst cum you've experienced? Cum is pretty bad. It hurts your throat. It's hot in the moment though
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Aug 22, 2014 05:34
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i smelled my cum once and it was really bleach smelling i wonder if i am sick also i wonder if i could kill a janitor by splashing a load in his ammonia bucket
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Aug 22, 2014 05:35
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Right before you're about to nut you think cum is some kind of sparkling magical sex paste that anyone sensible adult would want to gobble up and rub all over their body but about .5 seconds afterwards it's like ' ew holy poo poo this is gross don't eat that get it rid of it!'
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Biggie Shorty posted:Right before you're about to nut you think cum is some kind of sparkling magical sex paste that anyone sensible adult would want to gobble up and rub all over their body but about .5 seconds afterwards it's like ' ew holy poo poo this is gross don't eat that get it rid of it!' lol at your fetish
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Aug 22, 2014 06:21
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Biggie Shorty posted:Right before you're about to nut you think cum is some kind of sparkling magical sex paste that anyone sensible adult would want to gobble up and rub all over their body but about .5 seconds afterwards it's like ' ew holy poo poo this is gross don't eat that get it rid of it!' This is true. Overall most women are pretty chill about dealing with cum, which is v. nice of them.
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Aug 22, 2014 07:02
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Nuts and Gum posted:This is true. ya when my mom cleans up after me shes pretty cool about it
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Aug 22, 2014 07:13
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Everyone has once. The problem ones are the ones that have done it more than once
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Aug 22, 2014 07:15
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posting in a cum threadMOOBS! posted:i smelled my cum once and it was really bleach smelling that's 'cause it has chloride in it. Biggie Shorty posted:cum is some kind of sparkling magical sex paste that anyone sensible adult would want to gobble up and rub all over their body 
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Aug 22, 2014 13:55
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makes for easy cleanup when you're at work or in class
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Aug 22, 2014 15:24
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I prefer to add some goop for extra flavor
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Aug 22, 2014 15:31
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Grumbler posted:I prefer to add some goop for extra flavor ahh the classic keyboard goop thread
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Aug 22, 2014 15:32
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cum dont taste much well at least mine doesnt
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Aug 22, 2014 15:33
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Jebediah posted:The first girlfriend I had that ever let me cum in her mouth refused to swallow. The first time she let me pop one off in her mouth, she held it under her tongue, then kissed me and forced it into my mouth. I swallowed. I swallow. 
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Aug 22, 2014 15:38
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Does anyone have a link to that "there could be semen in your water!!" thread from a few years back where goons willingly drank their own semen mixed with water in order to prove a point?
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Aug 22, 2014 15:44
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Why doesnt this thread have the I heart cum banner Fukkin op man
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Aug 22, 2014 15:55
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i cum down my throat every time. i'm very flexible so why not save money on tissues. i'm just being a rational economic actor  it's important not to get cum on your teeth, though, but avoiding that is a fun little challenge imo
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Aug 22, 2014 15:56
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gorki posted:i cum down my throat every time. i'm very flexible so why not save money on tissues. i'm just being a rational economic actor is a man not entitled to the seed of his own scrote?
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Cesar Cedeno posted:lol if you ever put a finger to your lips/mouth after touching pretty much any door handle anywhere without washing, you are almost certainly ingesting small amounts of random sperm....and other things. Someone's never heard of Purel.
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