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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


So the moral of this thread is beer koozies are retarded and Texas is really awful.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

you could not be more wrong TontoCorazon

beer coozies are awful and texas is retarded

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Ruby got Railed posted:

you could not be more wrong TontoCorazon

beer coozies are awful and texas is retarded

I'm sorry, I guess I'll have to re-read everything so I won't make that mistake again.

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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texaholic posted:

Probably not the biggest but it accommodates up to 8 people which is normally satisfactory

too easy

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

TontoCorazon posted:

So the moral of this thread is beer koozies are retarded and Texas is really awful.

You got a real nice rear end in your avatar, too bad your opinions are poo poo.

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
yeah like the guy named texaholic doesn't have a biased opinion

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


i just got like 4 longhorn koozies and thats about it

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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TontoCorazon posted:

So the moral of this thread is beer koozies are retarded and Texas is really awful.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

I drove through Texas's hat once on my way to a real state. Was not impressed.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010







Here are a couple I have.

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
they p cool advertising :shrug:

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
it's funny to me that something so white trash has such an effeminate sounding name. like, goons, can you just picture Johnny Punchclock saying to Bruce the Laborer "Hey gimme one uh dem KOOOOOOOOOZIES" lmao?

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
lets just start calling them beer bras.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

it's funny to me that something so white trash has such an effeminate sounding name. like, goons, can you just picture Johnny Punchclock saying to Bruce the Laborer "Hey gimme one uh dem KOOOOOOOOOZIES" lmao?

but youre white trash?!?

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
i just realized im white trash

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007

SaltLick posted:



Here are a couple I have.

why does the medical center one have crab arms

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Someone explain to me what beer coochies are for exactly???

Because I live down south and have done my share of fishing and drunken outdoor shenanigans and never needed one of these things.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

lonelylikezoidberg posted:

why does the medical center one have crab arms

vd clinic

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Omi-Polari posted:

Someone explain to me what beer coochies are for exactly???

Because I live down south and have done my share of fishing and drunken outdoor shenanigans and never needed one of these things.

they are for people who drink like stan smith 1 beer every 2 hours.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





it was at a crawfish boil

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

TOILETLORD posted:

they are for people who drink like stan smith 1 beer every 2 hours.
Beer coozies. More like beer redundancies.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007



Oh Hell Yeah its time to open a can o' whoopASS and that's the bottom line *glass shatters*


A little something for when a NASCAR coozie is too formal and its time to let your hair down.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

pro tip: throw your koozie in the freezer before you hit the hay and be ready for drinking beer all day in the morning which you do instead of a job

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
wtt one job for beer

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

someone told me that two hearted ale is an ipa that isn't poo poo awful like all ipas inherently are so I tried one and it's not bad

anyway thanks for reading friends :)

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

AE-35 Unit posted:

someone told me that two hearted ale is an ipa that isn't poo poo awful like all ipas inherently are so I tried one and it's not bad

anyway thanks for reading friends :)

only loser fags drink ipa move onto the malt liquer train.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Omi-Polari posted:

Someone explain to me what beer coochies are for exactly???

Because I live down south and have done my share of fishing and drunken outdoor shenanigans and never needed one of these things.

Funny you mention this, since in my trips to Florida I've noticed a lack of coozies, and when I saw them, they were missing the funny joke which makes coozies so fun.


As for use, they are intended of course to insulate your beer a bit and keep it colder longer. Other benefits include moisture control, ease of handling, funny joke, and the easy means to mark your beer.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

SaltLick posted:



Here are a couple I have.

Good collection, my fav is the shiner.

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

texaholic posted:

Good collection, my fav is the shiner.

huh thought you were making a spousal abuse joke

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