I saw a kid bitch out at a haunted house tonight

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Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

HoboZero posted:

Holy poo poo

Piiisssss

This is crazy

It's haunted here

lol

# ? Aug 24, 2014 06:26

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TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

the best is going to haunted house things on holloween with some friends when you are to drunk to know where you are or why you are there. can make the house terrifying.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 06:27

ginealgo: Aug 21, 2014; by Ralp

Quickscope420dad posted:

another one?

swear to god these are all gagelion

Its me im the op

# ? Aug 24, 2014 06:29

Fuck Your Website: Nov 29, 2003; FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

You shoulda told the kid about SA, hed fit right in here

# ? Aug 24, 2014 06:32

Miltank: Dec 27, 2009; by XyloJW

Taste the Rainbugh posted:

I was at dorney park tonight and they had a haunted house open for a dress rehearsal before they change the park for halloween. There was a twelve year old and a 14 year old kid with there parents in front of us to go in and the two boys were talking about how scared they were and how they will beat the murderer filled haunted asylum. I don't think they knew each other.

The twelve year old was actually reassuring the fourteen year old and trying not to convince him not to be a bitch and when they left the line the fourteen year old seemed like he wasn't going to bitch the gently caress out.

A minute later when we were called out of line and up to the door the kid and his parents were at the door and the cry baby was spazzing out yelling he's not going in while a bunch of security was telling him to breath and stop being a wuss because kids from school will see him crying and then call him a loving pussy and hit his head with their English books and spit gum on him but he kept yelling.

I made eye contact with the dad and he gave me a look that only a man who's son just got punked out by a twelve year old.

When we came out the exit the kid was still waiting all by himself so either the parents were so embarrassed that they left him or they were going thru the asylum to show him he's the only loser in the family.

lmfao

# ? Aug 24, 2014 06:35

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

Taste the Rainbugh posted:

Was he part of the haunted house crew?

A few years back at terror behind the walls in Philly a group would stand across the street and yell that we were all going to hell for worshipping the devil.

Dude, I think I worked TBTW the same time you did. D: Cuz I remember those peeps.

e: Wait wasn't that group of yelling people just a front for that guy who was a con artist and goaded people into hitting him so he could sue? Cuz I remember LaRussa telling us that it wasn't the first time he'd showed up and tried to force his way in, hoping to get hit by security and have his lawyer sue.

YOU A FUCKING HAT fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Aug 24, 2014

# ? Aug 24, 2014 18:55

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

It was me. Dont make fun of me

# ? Aug 24, 2014 19:10

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AssassinPrincess posted:

Dude, I think I worked TBTW the same time you did. D: Cuz I remember those peeps.

e: Wait wasn't that group of yelling people just a front for that guy who was a con artist and goaded people into hitting him so he could sue? Cuz I remember LaRussa telling us that it wasn't the first time he'd showed up and tried to force his way in, hoping to get hit by security and have his lawyer sue.

The cops made them stand on the other side of the street and gave them a warning each time they stepped on the street the third time they did they had to leave and the line cheered and yelled

# ? Aug 24, 2014 19:38

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Also I think it happens every year to an extent

# ? Aug 24, 2014 19:39

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

my house is haunted by cum ghosts from all the cums that xame out my weiner. all my sperms died and now theres just like s million cum ghosts in my house i guess SO the moral of this storie is to be careful when u cum. make sure ur cum lives a happy life so it doesnt have any unfinish busness

# ? Aug 24, 2014 19:41

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

that kid is 14; a freshman in high school, two years away from being able to have a job and drive, and he bitched out in a haunted haus

very beta imo

# ? Aug 24, 2014 19:41

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

Drown em out with chainsaws, that seems to be the best method. Also the most chainsaw-y method.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 19:41

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

one time when i was like 8 some dude in the haunted house reached out for me like he was coming after me and i got all panicky and grabbed my dad's arm. my father then ridiculed me and i hated myself and ive become this wonderful man you see before you

the op is right this kid is a dumb pussy

# ? Aug 24, 2014 19:59

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Quickscope420dad posted:

another one?

swear to god these are all gagelion

# ? Aug 25, 2014 06:50

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Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

I'm calling bullshit the haunt season doesnt start til late september

and people bitch out all the time next time start a thread about paint drying

# ? Aug 25, 2014 07:29

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