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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
So, you're telling me that going to the Car Wash machine behind the Arco Station at 2AM and standing there naked as the foam sprays and the spinning brushes slap me all over is not adequate? Even if I pay extra for the no-spot spray wax?

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

I just use like Irish Spring soap bars. Are these things actually any good?

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

wow, you truly are the gayest.

Lava soap is what true men use.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I'm gay.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

does axe attract mans

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Al Borland posted:

I just use like Irish Spring soap bars. Are these things actually any good?

hell yeah they are. they have a menthol one which owns a bunch too

u fink u hard Percy
Sep 14, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOdcMWJjvYs

star trek
Apr 7, 2009

imandyyo posted:

Thanks OP, but what am I supposed to do about my stinky yellow teeth?

Brush twice a day with Crust

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Oh yeah, I've been a dirty poster.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
"Step 6: Rinse off. You've done it. You're an adult now."

this also applies to buying an SA forum account

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
lol goons dirty i get the joke

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

ilikedirt posted:

btw dr bronners magic soap is the most ownage doap

Truth. Best soap.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Enema before sex. Every time

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
why thefuck would u bump this thread

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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

star trek posted:

Hi GBS. I'm going to show you a great way to stay clean. I've been assaulted with people smelling so awful that I can't even breath. And that brings me to you.

Shower


Not really having much confidence with advice from someone called "star trek" on how to be clean.

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