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1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

i just finished taking a shower and i was lazily pleasuring myself and i was in some lovely thread in gbs and i clicked on the youtube link and it was some mma fight between two muscular dudes and i didn't stop.

i'm might be gay

but no joke it was a great highlights video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlW0_r_japA

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Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

I'm not gay

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:10

the Gaffe: Jul 4, 2011; you gotta believe dawg

i'm gay and it's o-kay

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:11

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

the major problem that has faced men for all of time are you hard for the dudes or hard for the violence.

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1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

well i was hard before i even started watching but i kept watching for the violence

this one guy had this hold on the other guy, and no matter how greasy it got he couldn't slip out

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ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

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Yivgev: May 19, 2004; i brought my +1 ak-47

im the decision to use limp bizkit as background music

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Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

your so gay

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:20

1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

your so gay

who is that guy in your sig i see him all the time riding shovels

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:21

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

avatarinwin posted:

who is that guy in your sig i see him all the time riding shovels

That's Karl.
He's got a very round head.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 06:50

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

sometimes when i'm having sex with a girl i visualize gay poo poo so that i'll be turned off a little bit and thus last longer. it always seems to work, but over the years i've come to realize that the gay poo poo in my head is actually what's turning me on, and the hetero sex i'm having is actually what's holding me back and making me last.

this is a very confusing time for me, and so i ask that everyone here respect my privacy as i try to work things out in my own way and time.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 07:33

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

mma can be confusing

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# ? Aug 25, 2014 07:37

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

same

# ? Aug 25, 2014 07:49

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

i do alpha male's shitholes

# ? Aug 25, 2014 07:51

Should be sleeping: Dec 3, 2006; AM I WEARING MY LEATHERS AND A HELMET? NO? I BETTER BE.

Now Try and Jerk off to some titties. It's the only way to be sure.

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yoyodyne: May 7, 2007

If you post you're p much guaranteed to be gay. hth.

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1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

yoyodyne posted:

If you post you're p much guaranteed to be gay. hth.

does this mean i was straight before i started posting?

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