i ate a whole tub of pringles last night

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Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

xov posted:

A can of Pringles apparently contains 6.41 oz of pressed potato flour with seasoning.

Tonight I will consume 8oz of vegetables with my dinner not considering the meat and poo poo I stirfry with it.

I am not impressed.

Come back after you've eaten an entire 1lb jar of peanut butter and maybe I'll have a gold star for you or something.

son a tub =/= a can get the gently caress out until you're eating 6400 oz of veggies with you're dinner and then ill think you cool

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Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Aren't Pringles mostly starch & flour coated in artificial flavoring? Like are we going to start getting elitist about what powdered flavoring is acceptable for coating pressed starch now? Like who cares if there are sweet Pringles? Sky's the limit, make them like crunchy Jelly Bellys for all anyone should care.

I'm not saying pringles aren't poo poo tier fake potato chips, I'm just saying that that mustachioed fuckup found a way to make them worse. Sour cream a d onion powdered starch wafers or gtfo,

# ? Aug 25, 2014 23:30

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

after i eat a pringlesmy body feels kinda like how if i got a phone call and some 1 told me my mom died

# ? Aug 25, 2014 23:35

RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

LifeSizePotato posted:

I think Pringles' original intention was to make tennis balls... but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, "gently caress it, cut em up!"

You mean Mitch Hedberg thought that.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 03:56

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

How many packets to a tub, old bean? :wotwot:

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:07

LifeSizePotato: Mar 3, 2005

RaceBannon posted:

You mean Mitch Hedberg thought that.

that was a word-for-word copy paste, yes

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:08

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Kazak_Hstan posted:

Pies ranked:

Cherry
Strawberry rhubarb
Key lime
Pumpkin
Blueberry
Sweet potato
The various chocolate pies that are really just pudding and crust
Apple
Hobo defecating in a pie crust and baking it
Pecan

Quotng for ban

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:36

Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

a starwar betamax posted:

Quotng for ban

If you're that militant about pecan pie no mod will take you seriously.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 07:50

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Lays stax is where its at

# ? Aug 26, 2014 08:08

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

ilikedirt posted:

after i eat a pringlesmy body feels kinda like how if i got a phone call and some 1 told me my mom died

Great and satisfied?

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platedlizard: Aug 31, 2012; I like plates and lizards.

OP I'm sorry to tell you but eating a whole tub of Pringles means you're going to die.

Sorry

# ? Aug 26, 2014 08:11

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